Things I'm mad about today

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marginally triggert AFT
the fact that there even exists a video on public restroom etiquette indicating that three taps on the door is standard, before turning the door knob to see if it's occupied
not a stall, but the dam bathroom
no mention of how long to wait between the knockin and the knob turnin
the response if yore in their, according to etiquette, is to stomp yore foot twice on the floor
which if the bathroom has a fan might not be audible
why does it have to be three knocks and what if I'm bearin down and not able to stomp
seriously why TFT is it always three
before anybody says WTF, I dun said it fortyeleven times today, so errbody can follow Rule 9(a)
#speciallyTinbecauseheprollywrotethedambookonit
#gordyhadaday
#peoplesodum
#wearedoomed
#somuchdipchittery
#freeSouce
 
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tl;dr
marginally triggert AFT
the fact that there even exists a video on public restroom etiquette indicating that three taps on the door is standard, before turning the door knob to see if it's occupied
not a stall, but the dam bathroom
no mention of how long to wait between the knockin and the knob turnin
the response if yore in their, according to etiquette, is to stomp yore foot twice on the floor
which if the bathroom has a fan might not be audible
why does it have to be three knocks and what if I'm bearin down and not able to stomp
seriously why TFT is it always three
before anybody says WTF, I dun said it fortyeleven times today, so errbody can follow Rule 9(a)
#speciallyTinbecauseheprollywrotethedambookonit
#gordyhadaday
#peoplesodum
#wearedoomed
#somuchdipchittery
#freeSouce
Sounds like sumbody peed them pants!

Oh chit fahr!!!
 
tl;dr
marginally triggert AFT
the fact that there even exists a video on public restroom etiquette indicating that three taps on the door is standard, before turning the door knob to see if it's occupied
not a stall, but the dam bathroom
no mention of how long to wait between the knockin and the knob turnin
the response if yore in their, according to etiquette, is to stomp yore foot twice on the floor
which if the bathroom has a fan might not be audible
why does it have to be three knocks and what if I'm bearin down and not able to stomp
seriously why TFT is it always three
before anybody says WTF, I dun said it fortyeleven times today, so errbody can follow Rule 9(a)
#speciallyTinbecauseheprollywrotethedambookonit
#gordyhadaday
#peoplesodum
#wearedoomed
#somuchdipchittery
#freeSouce
If only they could invent something to put on the door to promote privacy.
 
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tl;dr
marginally triggert AFT
the fact that there even exists a video on public restroom etiquette indicating that three taps on the door is standard, before turning the door knob to see if it's occupied
not a stall, but the dam bathroom
no mention of how long to wait between the knockin and the knob turnin
the response if yore in their, according to etiquette, is to stomp yore foot twice on the floor
which if the bathroom has a fan might not be audible
why does it have to be three knocks and what if I'm bearin down and not able to stomp
seriously why TFT is it always three
before anybody says WTF, I dun said it fortyeleven times today, so errbody can follow Rule 9(a)
#speciallyTinbecauseheprollywrotethedambookonit
#gordyhadaday
#peoplesodum
#wearedoomed
#somuchdipchittery
#freeSouce

There's bathroom etiquette?

I know you don't tap your foot while in the stall....
 
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There's bathroom etiquette?

I know you don't tap your foot while in the stall....
I heard Joe does when he gets Twitterpated at the truck stop.


This etiquette video was not for bathrooms with stalls.
This etiquette video was for one potty bathrooms with locking doors.
This etiquette video was cereally dummernchit.
 
Bathroom etiquette in my house: "Hurry da fawk up!" while pounding on the door (that's what I'm thinking). Whilst, in reality, I just go to the other bathroom. Empty nesting is a good thang.
There are two of us in a house with four bathrooms, the only question is do I need the heated floors or the closest?
 
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Bathroom etiquette in my house: "Hurry da fawk up!" while pounding on the door (that's what I'm thinking). Whilst, in reality, I just go to the other bathroom. Empty nesting is a good thang.
Love among us old'uns is a one-story small house with 1 1/2 baths! (We're still in a house that's ridiculously big...)
 
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Imma dummy at tech stuff 😡🤣. Tiffany is having to set up my new phone, and I still gotta take it by cricket tomorrow to get it activated on my account. This may be my last night of my play phone I'm using. My phone now will probably be my new play phone. I'll save this for cousin porn👀🤣



*it's a joke!
 
Imma dummy at tech stuff 😡🤣. Tiffany is having to set up my new phone, and I still gotta take it by cricket tomorrow to get it activated on my account. This may be my last night of my play phone I'm using. My phone now will probably be my new play phone. I'll save this for cousin porn👀🤣



*it's a joke!
Coulda stopped after the first two words.
 
Imma dummy at tech stuff 😡🤣. Tiffany is having to set up my new phone, and I still gotta take it by cricket tomorrow to get it activated on my account. This may be my last night of my play phone I'm using. My phone now will probably be my new play phone. I'll save this for cousin porn👀🤣



*it's a joke!

Stop asking for it then.
 

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