Things They Say - The Famous Quotes Thread

[The Sheriff]

"Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go." - Hermann Hesse

 

[volmanbill]

Sometimes you're the windshield
Sometimes you're the bug

Mark Knopfler

 

[Orangeslice13]

I drank what?!?

Socrates

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

BBD

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Man who stands on toilet high on pot

Confucius

 

[pismonque]

If your s*** floats, there’s too much fat in your diet.

Dr. Red Duke

 

[joevol33]

Bite me- joevol33

 

[MAD]

“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.”

― Thich Nhat Hanh

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Dyslexics of the world, Untie!

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Bite me- joevol33

"Go Dawgs", also joevol33

 

[pismonque]

This isn’t where I intended this thread to go.
-OP

 

[joevol33]

"Go Dawgs", also joevol33

Shut your hole!!

 

[Orangeslice13]

“Hey, that’s a cool Prius “

Nobody

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

"That's what"
-she

 

[Boca Vol]

Don't Trust Anything That Can Bleed For A Week And Doesn't Die!

-Bumper sticker in the parking lot of Northwoods Mall in N. Charleston, SC circa 1997.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

"Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed"

Any guy that has dated a crazy girl

 

[hmhawk]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin

 

[TN-POSSUM]

"I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken"

Colonel Sanders

 

[Boca Vol]

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.
AE

 

[The Sheriff]

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!" - Bobby Knight

 

[GreveHaller]

if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor

Barack Obama

 

[samanderson]

if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor

Barack Obama

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." -Charles Bukowski

 

[VFLEatinFresh]

“The problem with internet quotes is that you can’t verify if they’re true.”
-Abraham Lincoln

 

[05_never_again]

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger. - Confiucius
Those who don't read the newspaper are uninformed. Those who read the newspaper are misinformed. - Mark Twain
Ain't it funny how on signing day Georgia has the best players, but on game day we have the best players? -Steve Spurrier
Well...bye. - Curly Bill
I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill
If you were my wife, I'd drink it. - Winston Churchill, in response to a woman telling him she'd poison his coffee if she was married to him
You're looking for a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. - Unknown
He looks like a rat that just bit into an extension cord. - Dennis Miller on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
I'm not a role model. - Charles Barkley
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will