This UK fan is the class of the conference

[Lawrence Wright]

Little did he know, this was former UT football player Clay Keaton

Alcohol and illiteracy joining forces to create the perfect UK fan.

 

[Remy]

Checklist:
Over 40
grey in the beard
UK hat on backwards
shorts on in football weather
argumentative and belligerent
sore loser
2 inches taller than being classified medically as a dwarf
Having to jump up to take a swing at your much taller victim in orange

The result ... ... ... Priceless.

 

[Vol737]

Checklist:
Over 40
grey in the beard
UK hat on backwards
shorts on in football weather
argumentative and belligerent
sore loser
2 inches taller than being classified medically as a dwarf
Having to jump up to take a swing at your much taller victim in orange

The result ... ... ... Priceless.

Hahahahaha! Excellent summary.

 

[joevol33]

Now listen, I'm all for making fun of my cousins, but tgese short jokes ain't cutting it. Don't make me get my step stool and meet you people at tge waffle house

 

[brasskicker251]

Does the Vol fan have any eligibility left?

I think he walked on in 2015 and 16 but no longer participated after that

 

[BigBadVol]

LOL! I’ve watched it ten times.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Kentucky and their fans taking L's from all angles in the past few days.

 

[NUMBER1VOLFAN]

Saw this action in Gainesville, a lot, in '99! Idiots cross state lines to breed evidently

 

[livefaith]

Saw this action in Gainesville, a lot, in '99! Idiots cross state lines to breed evidently

Whew. I was there too. Had a loudmouth guy with my group who wanted to heckle UF fans. Thot we were fighting our way outta there.

 

[VOLINVONORE]

Little did he know, this was former UT football player Clay Keaton

Must have been a result of the banning of playing for the beer barrel. However, I think the KY jelly fan must have found a beer or two somewhere.

 

[Smokeyone]

Not been a great couple of days for Kentucky

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

 

[lukeneyland]

The Tennessee guy showed some amazing restraint not to really hurt that dude. At that point he would have been within his rights to do whatever he wanted

 

[dduncan4163]

 

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[dduncan4163]

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Priceless

 

[FLVOL_79]

lol @ people getting angry at sports so much they want to fight. Their regular lives must suck ass.

 

[VOLSONLY]

Literal facepalm. Guy looked like he got clothes lined by Macho Man.

OHHH YEAA!!!

 

[jwilliams]

He was so drunk, the next morning he had to check the box score to see if they won the game and twitter to see if he won the fight. He was disappointed on both counts.

 

[Remy]

Checklist:
Over 40
grey in the beard
UK hat on backwards
shorts on in football weather
argumentative and belligerent
sore loser
2 inches taller than being classified medically as a dwarf
Having to jump up to take a swing at your much taller victim in orange

The result ... ... ... Priceless.

I went back and rerun this several times this morning chuckling drinking my coffee. I must say the background music of a Rick Flair high pitched "WOOOOOO!!!" being continuously looped in to the whole event adds to the ambiance. The pat on the head triggered him, LOL. Can someone identify the UK guy? I'd love to do a documentary just following him around to their games watching him get his donkey whooped at most every SEC venue.

 

[DoyleMcOrange]

I saw a Notre Dame fan get knocked cold outside at O'Charley's on the strip (I miss that place), the night of our game with them in November of 1999 that has still stuck with me after all these years. It was a short guy running his mouth about how ugly Tennessee women were. He said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. It was one punch and there was at least two feet worth of blood splatter on the outside patio afterward. The cop arresting the Tennessee guy for hitting him said, "Sorry, but I got to." LOL.

haha I used to be doorman there in the early 90's. I wish I could have seen that.

 

[DoyleMcOrange]

The funniest thing I ever saw from my vantage point was after the 1990 UF game, where we spanked them 45-3. A florida guy was in a car stuck in the traffic on the strip in front of OCharley's, with a blue UF shirt on. A UT person walking by says "hahaha you suck F* YOU!"

The guy made the bad decision of saying FU back to the UT guy, who then promptly walked over, punched the guy twice through the open window, and reached down and tore dude's shirt off. He then paraded around holding the shirt up over his head.

I felt bad for the UF guy, but....I still laughed.

 

[GVF]

I'm an average height guy - 5'-10". Some of my friends who are 6'3" and up always say it's the little guys that give them the biggest problems. They're always the ones running their mouths at them.

Bout 40 year ago while in HS my best friend was that little guy. Prob 5'5 or 5'6 130 lbs. Ripped and never worked out. Lost weight if he hit the gym. Tough as nails. He was on the other side of short man syndrome at lunch one day. We were walking by and this really big dude made an unecessary comment to him about his size. We were minding our own. Buddy turned and asked him what he said and before the dude could finish he was on the ground getting his face rearranged. Not many people eff'd with my buddy. THe other incident that stands out was at a HS football game. The stadium and practice field are together, and the student section was an endzone that is open to the unlit practice field. (Lack of lighting on practice field also facilitated other activities where reputations were gained or tarnished). So, we were all over that place during a game. I was walking by and saw a pile-on. Like 5 on 1, and saw he was on the bottom hanging in there. So, I just started snatching people off the pile to the side till it got a little more fair and he cleaned up the issue.

He did have LMS, but in a fair go around, he held his own and never lost. I had, and still have, a very long fuse. Never been into fighting. Only had a few outside my brother. But, I was about the only guy he would not challenge or tangle with.