Timmy (the Tool) Tebow

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SamRebel35

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What ever happened to the days of being beligerantly loathsome toward other teams and their players, no matter how good they are? I think Mr. Timmy (the Tool) Tebow gets way too much love on this site. Who cares if he's a Heisman winning humanitarian whose parents adopt third world kids. That should have no influence on what we think of him from the standpoint of him being a Gator and us being from Rocky Top. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
 
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SamRebel35 said:
What ever happened to the days of being beligerantly loathsome toward other teams and their players, no matter how good they are? I think Mr. Timmy (the Tool) Tebow gets way too much love on this site. Who cares if he's a Heisman winning humanitarian whose parents adopt third world kids. That should have no influence on what we think of him from the standpoint of him being a Gator and us being from Rocky Top. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
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No, you're not wrong, you're just a jerk. Bwahaha

Just kidding, you are exactly right. I'm all for him being a "good guy" and "helping people," but I hope eric berry knocks his thong-wearing ass out of the game. Like my Dad used to say to me, "Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?"
 
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I dont hate on rival players because they are not UT kids. You can respect others talent and still have a burn for their team.

Dont hate the player, hate the team.
 
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I agree sir. I can't stand Tebow. He is a modified fullback and most notibly a system qb. Dump the ball off to super fast guys in space and rack up stats. Then when the defense crowds the line he throws a wide open pass to the hack TE Hernandez. I enjoyed the NC game when Tebow threw two terrible picks then Liar changed the game plan to 'spread the field and qb draw with our QB/FB hybrid'. Four yard runs up the middle with a spread look do not impress me and do not impress NFL scouts it seems.
 
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He's a great QB. Now, get out there and hit somebody! I'll put up a free hamburger to any Vol that transforms him from Teebow to Shebow. HIT HIM!!! :rock:
 
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No, you aint wrong. I normally veer off from any thread with a subject of Tebow, or latest quote from Meyer or crap like that because I really could care less what they are saying. But I will say this: I detest Tebow almost as much as David Pollock and we couldn't do much about Pollock until his senior year when we finally shut him down and whipped his team. May it be so with Tebow.

I probably won't come back to this thread, because the gator trolls are about to come swarming out like orcs in Moria. Smell that? Here they come.
 
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Bear Bryant said:
I agree sir. I can't stand Tebow. He is a modified fullback and most notibly a system qb. Dump the ball off to super fast guys in space and rack up stats. Then when the defense crowds the line he throws a wide open pass to the hack TE Hernandez. I enjoyed the NC game when Tebow threw two terrible picks then Liar changed the game plan to 'spread the field and qb draw with our QB/FB hybrid'. Four yard runs up the middle with a spread look do not impress me and do not impress NFL scouts it seems.
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Wait, you dont think Teblow's famous "Basketball Pass" would work in the NFL? You're right about him being a system QB/FB, just like Eric Crouch. If he does go to the NFL and try this run up the gut stuff, he's going to get hurt very badly.
 
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I hate the fact he's a gator, Other than that he is a fine human being who gives a lot of his time to people in need and is someone kids CAN look up to as a hero type...But I still hate the fact he's a damn gator and that We kick his jort wearing ass :banghead2:
 
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BigHenry07 said:
Wait, you dont think Teblow's famous "Basketball Pass" would work in the NFL? You're right about him being a system QB/FB, just like Eric Crouch. If he does go to the NFL and try this run up the gut stuff, he's going to get hurt very badly.
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Yeah he's only as big as college linebackers. He's not quite up to Ray Lewis or Brian Urlacher's size though. According to Newton, F=ma, and Teblow's "m" is not enough to compensate for the defenders' "ma".
 
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you are wrong!

Tim Tebow is a great person, player and role model.

That does not mean we do not want him to get knocked out by EB.

But give him props because this guy deserves a lot of respect.

I wish him well, but want him to lose against UT of course.
 
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Tebow taking his blushing bride to the bedroom after the ceremony:
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BigHenry07 said:
Wait, you dont think Teblow's famous "Basketball Pass" would work in the NFL? You're right about him being a system QB/FB, just like Eric Crouch. If he does go to the NFL and try this run up the gut stuff, he's going to get hurt very badly.
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The jump pass will revolutionize the NFL and the game of football for that matter but for the sake of this thread I want to down play it.

I was thinking of an Eric Crouch comparison but I dont want to insult Eric Crouch's athletic ability.
 
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Title of this thread should be: "Tebow gets too much love on this site so I'm going to start another thread talking about him!"
 
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Bear Bryant said:
The jump pass will revolutionize the NFL and the game of football for that matter but for the sake of this thread I want to down play it.

I was thinking of an Eric Crouch comparison but I dont want to insult Eric Crouch's athletic ability.
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:eek:lol::eek:lol: Very true. Just like Vick, Mcnabb, and Vince Young changed the way QB's play the game...., the set of tools that this tool (haha, get it?) brings to the game will change the NFL completely. There will soon be basketball passes and kissing/spooning on the sidelines at every NFL game.
 
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Uzzi91 said:
you are wrong!

Tim Tebow is a great person, player and role model.

That does not mean we do not want him to get knocked out by EB.

But give him props because this guy deserves a lot of respect.

I wish him well, but want him to lose against UT of course.
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:puke5:
 
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AHAHAHA That picture is hilarious. Gay looking guys as far as the eye can see. If I was Tim Tebow I would enjoy it while it lasts and have about 50+ super hot 19 year old college girls following me around all day servicing my every whim. What a fool.

"The bible says thou not love lest one bound by marriage, until then a mans love will suffice"-Tebow 3:16
 
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utvolpj said:
Title of this thread should be: "Tebow gets too much love on this site so I'm going to start another thread talking about him!"
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Yes, Tebow is getting alot of love from the OP.... I'm fine with threads about how much we hate our rivals. That sounds like something we should all agree on.
 
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Bear Bryant said:
"The bible says thou not love lest one bound by marriage, until then a mans love will suffice"-Tebow 3:16
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:lolabove::lolabove:

Tebow's never done anything to make anyone think he was gay. He's just so comfortable with his sexuality that he can kiss dudes. It's us that are uncomfortable with ourselves!!

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:pukeb:
 
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Oh god I have never seen that pic before. That is sad. If any straight man was in Tebows shoes there would be photos released of the hottest girls on the UF campus and elsewhere clinging on him.
 
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He is a overrated homo who has no passing accuracy or NFL decision making ability. He lost the Ole Miss game with his horrible passing, missing wide open recievers when he could have won the game easily. Then he gets credit for saying they wont lose after he was the reason for the loss.
 
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Tebow might be the best CFB player ever, and I can't help but love him. That being said, when we go to Gainesville I'll be cheering for us to break his arm.
 
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