True Random Thoughts

[Slydell]

My farts smell awful. Its like I've been eating carrion.

Need to trap something smaller to eat.

 

[DD4ME]

My farts smell awful. Its like I've been eating carrion.

It's from the roofie the cougar slipped you

 

[blupotato]

"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'"

 

[Unknown Muppet]

"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'"

Or discuss what you learned in prison to get then to go away.

 

[Wickerhead]

When you tell somebody a wire is hot, why do they reach for it and get the snot shocked out of their self?

 

[DD4ME]

When you tell somebody a wire is hot, why do they reach for it and get the snot shocked out of their self?

you work with idiots apparently

 

[Volz4lif3]

if you have aflac and get hurt and miss work. it doesn't hurt to miss work

Getting paid to miss work, yes!

 

[DD4ME]

Getting paid to miss work, yes!

that from when you fell off the roof for the liquor still?

 

[Volz4lif3]

that from when you fell off the roof for the liquor still?

Dem ribs got me paid..

 

[UTGnome]

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

 

[Hobock]

A gaggle of geese just flew over my house. WTF?!?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Shoot them!!!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I just saw Ironman 3. I give it 6/10.

 

[VolFan32]

I'm on the fence about the new superman.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Only in Chattanooga can HW153 north meet Amnacola HWY north at a perpendicular intersection.

 

[heartvols]

Get off the fence 32.

 

[VolFan32]

Probably need to

 

[BadJerry20]

Get off the fence 32.

He likes the posts that hold it up

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Probably need to

At the risk of convo - it looks better than any other Superman.

 

[VolFan32]

At the risk of convo - it looks better than any other Superman.

Hard to top the original, but I agree.

 

[BadJerry20]

At the risk of convo - it looks better than any other Superman.

Never been a fan of Superman, that being said it would be hard not to top the last 3 made.

 

[theFallGuy]

poop smells

 

[VIF]

Wake up and have a beer!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'm starting to think Gnome's wife doesn't like Gnome anymore.

 

[UTGnome]

I'm starting to think Gnome's wife doesn't like Gnome anymore.

:no:

3 kids:banghead2:



She is also fighting a stomach bug.