UFC Fight Night 26 - August 17th @ 8 PM

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BadJerry20 said:
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Give me some time to pack on the lbs and Cain will be no match for me. I'll fackin eat him! My beer n' steak blubber will absorb the blows.

Weighing in at 5'10" 350lbs... the pest from the midwest! aka baby beluga!

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TOP said:
Give me some time to pack on the lbs and Cain will be no match for me. I'll fackin eat him! My beer n' steak blubber will absorb the blows.

Weighing in at 5'10" 350lbs... the pest from the midwest! aka baby beluga!

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Nice bewbs! Lol
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Ben has a neck beard, be careful.

I bet that guy has Cheetos in his belly button.
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He's just saving it as a snack for later. Then again, his belly button would have to be the size of a bowl to qualify as a snack.

And when you say neck beard, do you mean like that? As in he actually shaves an outline way down on his neck like that? I roll with a short beard I keep trimmed these days and that to me would qualify as a neck beard because i leave it at it's natural line. But, I've done similar to what the dude in the gif has... I guess. Not really similar though because it wasn't on my neck. So I'm curious lol... I'd rather not post a picture of me but I do have one shaved like that. And by shaved like that, I mean it goes down from where you'd have sideburns to around your chin. I didn't realize shaving a design under your neck was actually a thing. :unsure:

Great... only I could turn this into a talk of shaving practices.
 
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TOP said:
He's just saving it as a snack for later. Then again, his belly button would have to be the size of a bowl to qualify as a snack.

And when you say neck beard, do you mean like that? As in he actually shaves an outline way down on his neck like that? I roll with a short beard I keep trimmed these days and that to me would qualify as a neck beard because i leave it at it's natural line. But, I've done similar to what the dude in the gif has... I guess. Not really similar though because it wasn't on my neck. So I'm curious lol... I'd rather not post a picture of me but I do have one shaved like that. And by shaved like that, I mean it goes down from where you'd have sideburns to around your chin. I didn't realize shaving a design under your neck was actually a thing. :unsure:

Great... only I could turn this into a talk of shaving practices.
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Lol Its full on neck beard, no hair on his chin he shaves that off. But leaves the neck hair it's very odd looking.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Lol Its full on neck beard, no hair on his chin he shaves that off. But leaves the neck hair it's very odd looking.
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I hate to do it and I have every intention of removing it lol but this is what I had... keyword... had. I'd like to say being drunk made me look like shiat but I think that's just natural regardless. :)


But yeah... I'll leave a neckbeard with a beard. That dude in the gif had like what I had(way more poorly shaven) but it was under his neck completely. Not even a little bit under his neck. I don't know what the dude in the gif is even doing lol. But gotchya... at least it sounds like Ben has a beard. The dude in the gif, I don't know what that is.
 
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I hate to do it and I have every intention of removing it lol but this is what I had... keyword... had. I'd like to say being drunk made me look like shiat but I think that's just natural regardless. :)




But yeah... I'll leave a neckbeard with a beard. That dude in the gif had like what I had(way more poorly shaven) but it was under his neck completely. Not even a little bit under his neck. I don't know what the dude in the gif is even doing lol. But gotchya... at least it sounds like Ben has a beard. The dude in the gif, I don't know what that is.
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Bens is like the top guy.

I'm 36 and I can't even grow a beard, the hair on my sideburns doesn't reach the hair on my chin. And I can't grow a full goatee cause my chin hair won't connect to my.mustache. The bad thing is if I shave I look 12. lol Hell I only grow 2 chest hairs.
 
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Wait that's you? You look a little serial killer ish. Lol I kid If you're going to remove them I'll erase where I quoted them. My bad.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Bens is like the top guy.

I'm 36 and I can't even grow a beard, the hair on my sideburns doesn't reach the hair on my chin. And I can't grow a full goatee cause my chin hair won't connect to my.mustache. The bad thing is if I shave I look 12. lol Hell I only grow 2 chest hairs.
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I'm with ya lol. I look like a kid if I don't shave and connecting the mustache to the chin for a goatee... it only connects because the stache hangs down enough to make it look connected. There is a tiny bit in between that doesn't grow. And fortunately, I'm not into soul patches but that's the one spot i really can't grow hair. I get a few short hairs under my lip but below my lip, the entire portion doesn't grow in. So when I have a beard, that's missing but I can grow the rest alright. I've just had to accept that it's the only way I can have a beard lol

I'm with you though... I look too young when I'm bald faced. That's why I've found a beard length I like and can trim it about every other week. I got sick of having to shave it completely and start over. It takes about 2 weeks to grow back to what I want if I shave completely and I hated that. I've actually been looking into buying something better for shaving/trimming. Just spent a bunch on computer stuff today though... sigh. And still need a new computer chair. Those by the way, I think no biggy... 80 bucks maybe for a computer chair. If you want a piece of s***. More like 150 apparently for something that doesn't suck and that still seems to be up for debate if it's alright. I used to buy computer desks and chairs consistently but I must be out of the game because 150 for what might be a decent chair? S***. I bought 2 keyboards, a mouse, mouse pad, headset, usb extension and a game. Forget adding on the trimmer, the chair is a kick to the groin. It's funny... you go to buy one thing. You end up deciding you need all of these things. Ridiculous. - rant for the day :)
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Wait that's you? You look a little serial killer ish. Lol I kid If you're going to remove them I'll erase where I quoted them. My bad.
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Hahaha.

Whoa.... an ex of mine just commented on that pic not long ago. Probably why I remembered having shaved like that. Anyways, she mentioned I look like a serial killer in the pic as well. Disturbo :ermm:
 
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TOP said:
I'm with ya lol. I look like a kid if I don't shave and connecting the mustache to the chin for a goatee... it only connects because the stache hangs down enough to make it look connected. There is a tiny bit in between that doesn't grow. And fortunately, I'm not into soul patches but that's the one spot i really can't grow hair. I get a few short hairs under my lip but below my lip, the entire portion doesn't grow in. So when I have a beard, that's missing but I can grow the rest alright. I've just had to accept that it's the only way I can have a beard lol

I'm with you though... I look too young when I'm bald faced. That's why I've found a beard length I like and can trim it about every other week. I got sick of having to shave it completely and start over. It takes about 2 weeks to grow back to what I want if I shave completely and I hated that. I've actually been looking into buying something better for shaving/trimming. Just spent a bunch on computer stuff today though... sigh. And still need a new computer chair. Those by the way, I think no biggy... 80 bucks maybe for a computer chair. If you want a piece of s***. More like 150 apparently for something that doesn't suck and that still seems to be up for debate if it's alright. I used to buy computer desks and chairs consistently but I must be out of the game because 150 for what might be a decent chair? S***. I bought 2 keyboards, a mouse, mouse pad, headset, usb extension and a game. Forget adding on the trimmer, the chair is a kick to the groin. It's funny... you go to buy one thing. You end up deciding you need all of these things. Ridiculous. - rant for the day :)
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Lmao I must admit I missed your rants TOP.
 
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TOP said:
Hahaha.

Whoa.... an ex of mine just commented on that pic not long ago. Probably why I remembered having shaved like that. Anyways, she mentioned I look like a serial killer in the pic as well. Disturbo :ermm:
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Lol do you have bodies in the basement? I shaved all my hair off awhile back, and kept my patchy facial hair. I looked straight up like a psycho killer, not a good look.
 
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