UGA Girlfriend

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rexvol

rexvol

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Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a GA girl to the Bog Orange? She doesnt know it yet but items are in transit from Volmall, but will it be enough.
 
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(rexvol @ May 22 said:
Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a GA girl to the Bog Orange? She doesnt know it yet but items are in transit from Volmall, but will it be enough.
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frontal lobotomy is probably your only hope.
 
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(rexvol @ May 22 said:
Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a GA girl to the Bog Orange? She doesnt know it yet but items are in transit from Volmall, but will it be enough.
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Hypnopaedia
 
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(rexvol @ May 22 said:
Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a GA girl to the Bog Orange? She doesnt know it yet but items are in transit from Volmall, but will it be enough.
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My mind is in the gutter on this one!
 
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If you are willing to wear an UGA cap then she might be willing to wear a UT cap. If the thought of that makes you want to throw up then get a girlfriend from South Carolina. You'll only have to worry about losing to her about once every twelve years.
 
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Electroshock therapy will probably get the demons out.
 
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Tell her no to be ashamed of her UGA Diploma. A few years ago, the Georgia Legislature passed a law insuring anyone graduating from UG in less than 8 years of undergraduate study could submit their UGA diploma as prima facia evidence for eligibility to take the GED Test.
 
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It is simple, ask her if she likes

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(lawgator1 @ May 23 said:
Explain to her how you spell C-I-T-R.....

Oh, never mind.
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You can't steal that from S/S. He has a patent on it. :biggrin2: Kind of like Steve Martin with "Excuse Me".
 
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(utfantilidie @ May 23 said:
You can't steal that from S/S. He has a patent on it. :biggrin2: Kind of like Steve Martin with "Excuse Me".
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Florida fans need something knew. They have been using that same quote for years now. It's not even that funny, neither is Spurrier. It got old a few years ago..
 
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(Orangewhiteblood @ May 23 said:
Florida fans need something knew. They have been using that same quote for years now. It's not even that funny, neither is Spurrier. It got old a few years ago..
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Are you kidding me? That line was hilarious!!

I do wish we had something new, though. I agree with you on that. But seems like Meyer hardly the type to give us a good one liner. Oh, well, guess we'll have to count on someone from UT saying something foolish and having it blow up in his face.
 
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(lawgator1 @ May 23 said:
Are you kidding me? That line was hilarious!!
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Maybe the first time, but when it gets repeated a million times....not so funny, just old.

Here's one for ya. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Still funny?
 
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(lawgator1 @ May 23 said:
Are you kidding me? That line was hilarious!!

I do wish we had something new, though. I agree with you on that. But seems like Meyer hardly the type to give us a good one liner. Oh, well, guess we'll have to count on someone from UT saying something foolish and having it blow up in his face.
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Hey, in spite of the worst season in 20 years, we still have fewer losses over the last 4 years than you guys.

So I think the statue of limitations has expired on that, or any one-liners until one of us breaks out and has a really great year, like winning the SEC or something of note.

Somehow the Citrus, and Zook jokes just don't have the same punch they used to.


 
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(Orangewhiteblood @ May 23 said:
Maybe the first time, but when it gets repeated a million times....not so funny, just old.

Here's one for ya. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Still funny?
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Well, that's not really why he did it. The chicken actually crossed the road to prove to the oppossum that it could actually be done.
 
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(rexvol @ May 22 said:
Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a GA girl to the Bog Orange? She doesnt know it yet but items are in transit from Volmall, but will it be enough.
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She must be baptized by an ordained priest of the Volnation in the Tennessee river. Do not accept any substitute. If she refuses then dump her now...it will only lead to heartache and despair.
 
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(rexvol @ May 22 said:
Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a GA girl to the Bog Orange? She doesnt know it yet but items are in transit from Volmall, but will it be enough.
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With all the beautiful women (right LIO) who are already UT fans, why bother? If she is not smart enough to see the err of her ways then she needs to hit the road.
 
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(rexvol @ May 22 said:
Anyone have any ideas on how to convert a GA girl to the Bog Orange? She doesnt know it yet but items are in transit from Volmall, but will it be enough.
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I'd have to get a look at her before I provide any advice. How much aggravation I will endure is directly proportional with how beautiful a woman happens to be. You should live by the same equation.
 
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Well, I had a somewhat simlilar situation...

My girlfriend is originally from Michigan and grew up 20 minutes from Ann Arbor; her family later moved to Indiana where they took up with IU and Ball State basketball.

She had never watched an SEC Football game, and her top three sports were basketball, hockey, and volleyball(????) :huh: .

I invited her over to watch "some movies" and sprung a back-to-back-to-back marathon of Decade of Dominance, This Is Tennessee, and John Ward highlights DVD's on her. :biggrin2:

Last week was our two-year anniversary. She can now break down the finer points of the zone defense and complains about our offense as much as I do. :thumbsup:

Vol Insider :ninja:
 
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(VolInsider @ May 23 said:
Well, I had a somewhat simlilar situation...

My girlfriend is originally from Michigan and grew up 20 minutes from Ann Arbor; her family later moved to Indiana where they took up with IU and Ball State basketball.

She had never watched an SEC Football game, and her top three sports were basketball, hockey, and volleyball(????) :huh: .

I invited her over to watch "some movies" and sprung a back-to-back-to-back marathon of Decade of Dominance, This Is Tennessee, and John Ward highlights DVD's on her. :biggrin2:

Last week was our two-year anniversary. She can now break down the finer points of the zone defense and complains about our offense as much as I do. :thumbsup:

Vol Insider :ninja:
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I married a Michigan gal.She lived there for 14 years.I catch grief from the inlaws.Very happy we beat Michigan a few years ago.My wife is a UT fan.
 
#24
#24
tell her
if you really love me then you become a tennessee fan

and oh ya
ask her one question
name 6 players on georgia starting lineup
and if she doesnt get it then you know shes not a true georgia fan
but if she gets it then you will know
 
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