TNnative
Well known pain in the azz
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Wow. What a flood of memories that picture brought back. We also had a tub of “Atomic Balm” by the same company. It was so hot I always thought the coaches were punishing you for being a sissy about your injury if they put it on you. Unbearable pain. I had to ice my thigh for hours one night because they put too much on me and it was so hot. I was in tears. Stuff wouldn’t wash off either.
I had a team mate who was a complete A-Hole to me 99% of the time. I walked into the equipment room one day to return my gear at the end of the season while coach had it unlocked, and saw a duffel bag with his name wrote on it packed with his stuff ready for spring practice. I smeared a light glaze of that stuff inside his shoes, pants inside the knee and thigh pad pockets, girdle pads, shoulder pads, arm and elbow pads, and the inside of his helmet including the ear pads. Now, it was dried by the time he put all that on for spring practice, and it didn't bother him for the first couple of days because it was still cool. But it got hot on day three. Real hot. And that stuff was still potent!
Served him right. He had a habit of putting that in other people's underwear or jocks. He walked into the shower the color of a well cooked lobster. And no, the shower didn't help.
Edit: Kept my mouth shut about it until now. That former teammate passed in 2008. Guess it is safe to reveal it by now, because he probably had a presence here, but I don't know that for sure.
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