Upon Returning From The Orange Bowl

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hatvol96

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Some observations:
1. For all Vol fans who made the trip in '03, I'm glad to inform you that no maintenance work or improvements have been done on the OB. It makes Legion Field look like the Taj Mahal.
2. If Kevin Kolb were the QB at OU or Texas, that team would go undefeated.
3. I have harped on the dimuntion of UT's talent in recent years. Watching the 'Canes in person, I realized their talent decline is the equivalent of going to bed with Beyonce and waking up with Barbara Walters.
4. Good to see VA Tech got their yearly reminder that they are a fraud.
5. I am very glad that UT's offensive staff overhaul has worked better than the "U's." Otherwise, the Fulmerites would be suicidal.
6. Anyone trying to pass the PAC-10 off as a power conference can now officially quit trying to pawn Arizona State off as anything but garbage.
7. It appears that rumored Nebraska resurgence was overstated.
8. Didn't see much of UF-Alabama. Was it as ugly as I've been told?
9. Georgia's offense looks worse than the debacle UT put on the field last year.
10. No offense to all the attractive ladies in Vol Country, but there is just nothing hotter than a Latina in what they like to call here in South Florida "fashion fatigues."
 
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Alabama hung with'em for awhile... I didn't see much of the second half but I believe Alabama had some missed opportunities as well as costly turnovers.
 
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Alabama's only offense is a 2nd rate QB. Florida isn't that good but they looked like world beaters against Bama. Auburn and LSU will wipe the floor with Alabama. They are WEAK.

GA looks weaker then I've ever seen them under Richt. I think the SEC as a whole is down.
 
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"10. No offense to all the attractive ladies in Vol Country, but there is just nothing hotter than a Latina in what they like to call here in South Florida "fashion fatigues.""

I completely disagree... I've been in the Northeast, Midwest, all over the East Coast, and everywhere in the South. nothing, and I mean nothing beats a Southern Belle (granted dunno about west). TN girls blow out south florida girls. that being said, if I ever make it to a game in Oxford, I might not actually see one play on the field.
everything else is pretty much accurate
 
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volfanbill said:
"10. No offense to all the attractive ladies in Vol Country, but there is just nothing hotter than a Latina in what they like to call here in South Florida "fashion fatigues.""

I completely disagree... I've been in the Northeast, Midwest, all over the East Coast, and everywhere in the South. nothing, and I mean nothing beats a Southern Belle (granted dunno about west). TN girls blow out south florida girls. that being said, if I ever make it to a game in Oxford, I might not actually see one play on the field.
everything else is pretty much accurate
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I've lived in the South, Ohio, and New York and traveled the West Coast extensively. Southern Belles are wildly overrated. I could care less about some cutesy sorostitutes. Give me the full sweaters of California and the tight jeans of South FLA everyday.
 
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hatvol96 said:
I've lived in the South, Ohio, and New York and traveled the West Coast extensively. Southern Belles are wildly overrated. I could care less about some cutesy sorostitutes. Give me the full sweaters of California and the tight jeans of South FLA everyday.
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Jeans? In Miami?
 
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hatvol96 said:
I've lived in the South, Ohio, and New York and traveled the West Coast extensively. Southern Belles are wildly overrated. I could care less about some cutesy sorostitutes. Give me the full sweaters of California and the tight jeans of South FLA everyday.
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You have obviously never been in the Grove and I am beginning to question the validity of your assertions that you are familiar with the activities on the Hill... :eek:lol: :shaking2:
 
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hmanvolfan said:
You have obviously never been in the Grove and I am beginning to question the validity of your assertions that you are familiar with the activities on the Hill... :eek:lol: :shaking2:
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I've made more than a few trips to Oxford. The waitresses who bring me my breakfast on South Beach are hotter than anything I ever saw at Ole Miss. UT is fine if you're looking to get busy with a bunch of clones of Mary Anne form Gilligan's Island. LSU is the only school in the SEC that has females who can compete with the ladies in South Florida and the PAC 10.
 
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hatvol96 said:
I've made more than a few trips to Oxford. The waitresses who bring me my breakfast on South Beach are hotter than anything I ever saw at Ole Miss. UT is fine if you're looking to get busy with a bunch of clones of Mary Anne form Gilligan's Island. LSU is the only school in the SEC that has females who can compete with the ladies in South Florida and the PAC 10.
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Are you one of the Beach Boys? Of course you understand I'm just kiddin' around with ya... Little douce coup, baby!!!!
 
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hmanvolfan said:
Are you one of the Beach Boys? Of course you understand I'm just kiddin' around with ya... Little douce coup, baby!!!!
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It's all a matter of taste. I like a little more flash to my ladies than most southern women offer. I'm certainly not saying southern women aren't attractive. They're just generally not my speed.
 
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You keep talking about South Florida babes and I am sitting here on vacation in the Naples area where anyone who is not on Geritol and oxygen is considered a whippersnapper. At least my girlfriend doesn't have to watch out for a wandering eye when we are at the beach.
 
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VolunteerHillbilly said:
You keep talking about South Florida babes and I am sitting here on vacation in the Naples area where anyone who is not on Geritol and oxygen is considered a whippersnapper. At least my girlfriend doesn't have to watch out for a wandering eye when we are at the beach.
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Get down to South Beach, Hillbilly. Naples is like the rest of Florida. A place the old go to die in the sun.
 
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That sounds like fun but I think the closest I'll get to Miami on this trip is Everglades City. I may try that next visit though. Never been to SoBeach.
 
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VolunteerHillbilly said:
That sounds like fun but I think the closest I'll get to Miami on this trip is Everglades City. I may try that next visit though. Never been to SoBeach.
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You'll have a great time. If you don't enjoy South Beach, you're either too old or too dull.
 
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hatvol96 said:
Some observations:
1. For all Vol fans who made the trip in '03, I'm glad to inform you that no maintenance work or improvements have been done on the OB. It makes Legion Field look like the Taj Mahal.
2. If Kevin Kolb were the QB at OU or Texas, that team would go undefeated.
3. I have harped on the dimuntion of UT's talent in recent years. Watching the 'Canes in person, I realized their talent decline is the equivalent of going to bed with Beyonce and waking up with Barbara Walters.
4. Good to see VA Tech got their yearly reminder that they are a fraud.
5. I am very glad that UT's offensive staff overhaul has worked better than the "U's." Otherwise, the Fulmerites would be suicidal.
6. Anyone trying to pass the PAC-10 off as a power conference can now officially quit trying to pawn Arizona State off as anything but garbage.
7. It appears that rumored Nebraska resurgence was overstated.
8. Didn't see much of UF-Alabama. Was it as ugly as I've been told?
9. Georgia's offense looks worse than the debacle UT put on the field last year.
10. No offense to all the attractive ladies in Vol Country, but there is just nothing hotter than a Latina in what they like to call here in South Florida "fashion fatigues."
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Miami is not a good football team right now, they remind me of us last season...they're just bad.

I too was happy about VT's collapse. Calvin Johnson is a stud. I agree about the Pac 10...USC even got lucky with WSU.

Nebraska? eh, who cares.

Bama is not a terrible football team, they just have a freshman qb, and it showed.

UGA...they don't look very good either....hoping that's a trend that continues at least one more week.:crossfingers:

and your last point...all depends on what you like...your coment about the "mary ann" look from Gilligan's island...well, that's my cup of tea....
 
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hatvol96 said:
Some observations:
1. For all Vol fans who made the trip in '03, I'm glad to inform you that no maintenance work or improvements have been done on the OB. It makes Legion Field look like the Taj Mahal.
2. If Kevin Kolb were the QB at OU or Texas, that team would go undefeated.
3. I have harped on the dimuntion of UT's talent in recent years. Watching the 'Canes in person, I realized their talent decline is the equivalent of going to bed with Beyonce and waking up with Barbara Walters.
4. Good to see VA Tech got their yearly reminder that they are a fraud.
5. I am very glad that UT's offensive staff overhaul has worked better than the "U's." Otherwise, the Fulmerites would be suicidal.
6. Anyone trying to pass the PAC-10 off as a power conference can now officially quit trying to pawn Arizona State off as anything but garbage.
7. It appears that rumored Nebraska resurgence was overstated.
8. Didn't see much of UF-Alabama. Was it as ugly as I've been told?
9. Georgia's offense looks worse than the debacle UT put on the field last year.
10. No offense to all the attractive ladies in Vol Country, but there is just nothing hotter than a Latina in what they like to call here in South Florida "fashion fatigues."
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1.N/A
2.Possibly
3.Currently Coker's seat is so hot he can hardly stay seated.
4.Agree
5.UT's offense is hitting on all cylinders.I am a UT fan first and foremost.If the time for a new coach becomes imminent,I'll be the first to admit it.Meanwhile I'll have to listen to my UT grad neighbor and my youngest brother's barbs at Coach Fulmer.
6.This year, if anyone from the Pac 10 is in the national championship game, I may hire you to file a freaking bias lawsuit against BCS and NCAA.
7.Nebraska's glory days have come to a halt for the time being.
8.Bama fell apart.Teebow passed,sliced diced, we'll have to have a spy on him next year!
9.If UGA continues playing the way they have been playing,we should be in good shape.I feel good this year going into that game, unlike years past.
10.I see pretty girls all over.
 
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