Upon Returning From The Orange Bowl

[checkerboard_charly]

Some observations:
1. For all Vol fans who made the trip in '03, I'm glad to inform you that no maintenance work or improvements have been done on the OB. It makes Legion Field look like the Taj Mahal.
2. If Kevin Kolb were the QB at OU or Texas, that team would go undefeated.
3. I have harped on the dimuntion of UT's talent in recent years. Watching the 'Canes in person, I realized their talent decline is the equivalent of going to bed with Beyonce and waking up with Barbara Walters.
4. Good to see VA Tech got their yearly reminder that they are a fraud.
5. I am very glad that UT's offensive staff overhaul has worked better than the "U's." Otherwise, the Fulmerites would be suicidal.
6. Anyone trying to pass the PAC-10 off as a power conference can now officially quit trying to pawn Arizona State off as anything but garbage.
7. It appears that rumored Nebraska resurgence was overstated.
8. Didn't see much of UF-Alabama. Was it as ugly as I've been told?
9. Georgia's offense looks worse than the debacle UT put on the field last year.
10. No offense to all the attractive ladies in Vol Country, but there is just nothing hotter than a Latina in what they like to call here in South Florida "fashion fatigues."

Another one for you is that Brent Shaeffer is obviously overrated. And i have praised him but all for not.

 

[hatvol96]

..or too straight. Stay in the Grove, kid!

C Grove is fine. I always recommend South Beach because you can walk everywhere once you're there. The Miami-Dade PD love their DUIs.

 

[CheyennePress]

UT is fine if you're looking to get busy with a bunch of clones of Mary Anne form Gilligan's Island. LSU is the only school in the SEC that has females who can compete with the ladies in South Florida and the PAC 10.

I'd take a sea of Mary Anne's. Especially compared to a sea of attitude Miami Cubana attitude. Nothing quite like a cigarette and an earful to get your day going in the morning...

But to each his own. You like that designer stuff with zippers and rhinestones shooting off in every direction, go for it.

I'll take a young lass in a skirt and pearls over that anyday. :thumbsup: