'20 VA OT Jimmy Christ

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If we can bring Christ into the fold I foresee some truly epic battles when we face off against the Bammers, since they have landed Damien. Not sure I want to be in the stadium...

And did we not also offer Jesus? Increases our odds of CJP beating Satan before he retires, I think.

We all know how this story ends...
 
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Nocleats said:
IMO , all lineman should redshirt if at all possible..
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^ x 1000....I've said for years that it would be great to have 5th year RS Seniors across the OL.

A group of appropriately sized, well-conditioned, 23-year-olds who average "3-stars" can hold their own against about anyone in college. OL chemistry would be awesome. Now imagine if you could throw a few 4-stars or even a 5-star in the mix. "Tennessee Valley Authority" all over again.
 
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Obligatory...




He’s sure to resurrect our OL.
Gonna baptize DL by fire.
Will cover a multitude of offensive sins.
He will heal the blind side.
The lame QB’s will walk again.
He will fill our nets with the big fish recruits.
The eyes of the blind fans will be opened.
He will feed 102,455 with his pancake blocks.
All demons still remaining on the Hill will be cast out.






I’ll see myself out...
 
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Brillovol said:
Obligatory...




He’s sure to resurrect our OL.
Gonna baptize DL by fire.
Will cover a multitude of offensive sins.
He will heal the blind side.
The lame QB’s will walk again.
He will fill our nets with the big fish recruits.
The eyes of the blind fans will be opened.
He will feed 102,455 with his pancake blocks.
All demons still remaining on the Hill will be cast out.






I’ll see myself out...
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LOL! Post of the year nomination.
 
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Brillovol said:
Obligatory...




He’s sure to resurrect our OL.
Gonna baptize DL by fire.
Will cover a multitude of offensive sins.
He will heal the blind side.
The lame QB’s will walk again.
He will fill our nets with the big fish recruits.
The eyes of the blind fans will be opened.
He will feed 102,455 with his pancake blocks.
All demons still remaining on the Hill will be cast out.






I’ll see myself out...
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No you're good. You saved us at least another five pages of puns.
 
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Valencia said:
If we can bring Christ into the fold I foresee some truly epic battles when we face off against the Bammers, since they have landed Damien. Not sure I want to be in the stadium...

And did we not also offer Jesus? Increases our odds of CJP beating Satan before he retires, I think.

We all know how this story ends...
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This is even funnier when you realize that yes, Tennessee offered a kid named Jesus Machado in the 2020 class too. He's a LB.
 
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Pepe said:
I suspect Fitz would look at him and Nix the idea of his recruitment immediately. An OL kind of requires that his weight distribution be centered more below the waist.
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Nix? Maybe you need to call up the rest of the 32 Schools and fill them in!
 
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utvols74 said:
^ x 1000....I've said for years that it would be great to have 5th year RS Seniors across the OL.
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I remember back in 97 when we played Nebraska. That was what stood out to me when they were introducing the players on TV. It seemed like every single Nebraska lineman was either a RS Junior or Senior. I remember thinking we were in trouble when I saw that.
 
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