Vader’s midlife crisis writing thread

[vader]

I thought this was a mid-life crisis thread?

I was fully expecting a picture of vader riding a Harley with his 20 year-old mistress from Mexico named Maria, all while showing off his new full-sleeve tattoo of Steven Segal from Under Siege. Just remember vader, eventually Maria will find out your name isn't Casey Ryback, and you aren't just a cook.

:lol:

 

[vader]

I thought this was a mid-life crisis thread?

I was fully expecting a picture of vader riding a Harley with his 20 year-old mistress from Mexico named Maria, all while showing off his new full-sleeve tattoo of Steven Segal from Under Siege. Just remember vader, eventually Maria will find out your name isn't Casey Ryback, and you aren't just a cook.

Now that you mention it...

 

[Plano Vol]

just waiting for the missive "Pal's, what sudden service has meant to me"

 

[vader]

just waiting for the missive "Pal's, what sudden service has meant to me"

That would be about my ex from Kingsport. No one wants to read about that.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoQIuDEHVng[/youtube]

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Or if you prefer the Disturbed cover:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MCQNfkjToY[/youtube]

 

[Plano Vol]

That would be about my ex from Kingsport. No one wants to read about that.

I have one of those as well. George Strait just got it ass backwards about us, didn't he?

 

[vader]

I have one of those as well. George Strait just got it ass backwards about us, didn't he?

:lol:

 

[vol_in_ar]

Putting a face with a screen name

Nice musings Vader, maybe I should take up writing...I have a feeling my midlife crisis, is gonna burn out in a white hot flame, eventually, although I hope not life is tough

 

[GreyWolf1129]

As part of my mid-life crisis, I am trying to write some stuff that has been in my head for a while

Single White Tight End – BigJinTX – Medium

My man! I read the first one, and then before I really thought about it I had read like 6 more.

You have a gift. Use it to do great things.

Go Vols.

 

[PowerT83]

My man! I read the first one, and then before I really thought about it I had read like 6 more.

You have a gift. Use it to do great things.

Go Vols.

Same here. Good stuff.

 

[vader]

My man! I read the first one, and then before I really thought about it I had read like 6 more.

You have a gift. Use it to do great things.

Go Vols.

Your kind words mean a lot to me. :hi:

Great things seems like a big ask. I am just flattered that you took the time to read it and enjoyed.

 

[vader]

Same here. Good stuff.

:hi:

 

[vader]

My man! I read the first one, and then before I really thought about it I had read like 6 more.
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You have a gift. Use it to do great things.

Go Vols.

Oh, and not to totally kiss butt right after you said something nice about me, but I sincerely appreciate the way you and the other gentleman handled yourself in the gun debate that followed the tragedy of last week.

You are law enforcement, right? My father was a trooper, so I grew up in a law enforcement background. I believe I have him a shout out in one of my write ups, but sometimes I forget what I have posted and my draft folder.
I briefly flirted with the idea of going into the FBI, but like other things in my past I let my insecurity get the best of me and I just went out and tried to prove myself smarter than my brothers. (Ron Howard voice: he did)

 

[vader]

 

[YankeeVol]

I suppose having the Eagles win the SB is part of my punishment.

It's all your fault!!!

 

[goldenvol]

I remember the Duke game where Spurrier beat us. My brother took me to that one. A harbinger of things to come from ole Steve. Damn I hated him at Florida.