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#26
#26
Business said:
Not at all. If a football team came to me and said, "We will give you 125 Million dollars (over 8 years), and you will have multi-million dollar contracts with Nike, and other companies" and a stipulation (for aguruments sake) was that I couldn't have sex until I fulfilled the contract.

There is no doubt that I would sign the hell out of that thing and stay away from women for 8 years. We're talking 200 million dollars plus, man. After I get done with my career I could go to a club and put 100's on a fishing line and just reel women in.
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You'd probably just get carpal tunnel syndrome and be put on injured reserve.
 
#28
#28
kptvol said:
You'd probably just get carpal tunnel syndrome and be put on injured reserve.
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That sir, is very true, but actually getting a little deeper in this theoretical situation than we really need to go, I think I'd have enough money to buy one of those "Real Dolls" I saw on HBO Real Sex.
 
#30
#30
Must be a family thing. Wasn't little bro Marcus supposed to be a more talented QB? I haven't heard his name lately, is he in jail?
 
#34
#34
Business said:
Not at all. If a football team came to me and said, "We will give you 125 Million dollars (over 8 years), and you will have multi-million dollar contracts with Nike, and other companies" and a stipulation (for aguruments sake) was that I couldn't have sex until I fulfilled the contract.

There is no doubt that I would sign the hell out of that thing and stay away from women for 8 years. We're talking 200 million dollars plus, man. After I get done with my career I could go to a club and put 100's on a fishing line and just reel women in.
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:eek:lol:
 
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