Russia is evil for tampering with our democratic election process. The DNC is a victim of evil Russia--who, by the way is evil for tampering with our democratic election process. I feel sorry for the DNC, the victim of evil Russia, who are evil because they tampered with our democratic election process, by leaking the fact that the DNC is tampering with our democratic election process.
Let's all please observe our 30 seconds of hate toward Russia--who is evil for tampering with our democratic election process.
Now, let's move along to the 30 seconds of empathy for Big Brother--er, the DNC--who were unfairly busted tampering with our democratic election process.
