Vols hire Bill Burck to fight NCAA

[Wahoooo]

Marisa Tomei can stay at my house.

Vinny Gambino and Matlock or GTFO.

Vinny can defend all the “Yutes” on our team..,,,,,,

 

[Hulavol]

Ben Matlock, Perry Mason and a couple of PIs come on down ….. (Magnum and Jim Rockford - oh, and get Charlie and three of his angels on retainer for good measure).

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

We need the guy that helped OJ walk

Why? We don’t have anything to worry about.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Get ready for some fundraising. Go Fund Me maybe (right!)?

His standard billing rate is $2,250 per hour, according to his contract. His junior associates charge $880 per hour.

But “we have agreed to discount our standard hourly fees by 15% for this matter,” the contract says. (Comforting to know)

UT must pay additional fees for travel expenses, paralegal services, word processing, meals, computerized research, filing fees, telephone toll charges, fees for experts and consultants and other expenses.

lol. This is chump change for TN.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Johnnie Cochran died in 2005

Maybe they can get this guy...

 

[Savannahbayvol]

We need the guy that helped OJ walk

When you have a jury from downtown LA with an average IQ of 75 anybody could have gotten an acquittal.

 

[hardyemt_p]

Per Adam Sparks Knox News. He's most famous for sending Martha Stewart to prison. Also had Robert Kraft as a client. Based in Washington DC.

We need the Clinton's lawyer

 

[stolitonic]

You forgot Matlock….

Y'all are starting to sound like Grandpa Simpson screaming about Matlock

 

[joevol33]

We need the guy that helped OJ walk

I'll donate to pay this guy

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

The difference being that OJ was guilty.
UT is NOT.

UT is guilty of what formerly would have been prohibited, but isn't lawfully prohibited anymore.

 

[OneVolNation]

“I move that all of Tennessee’s costs be paid by the NCAA.”

“Motion granted.”

Go Vols!

 

[tennesseeduke]

Johnnie Cochran died in 2005

OJ did go to prison

 

[Volfan1000]

Per Adam Sparks Knox News. He's most famous for sending Martha Stewart to prison. Also had Robert Kraft as a client. Based in Washington DC.

Get the popcorn ready for the legal clash of the century.

 

[ALLVOL 4LIFE]

If we making a wish list, give me Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock. They got Samuel Jackson off for double murder in a courthouse in front of everybody.

 

[DaddyChad]

OJ did go to prison

He got away with murder. He just was an idiot, again.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

That was the joke

Regardless, ole Johnnie was a master in taking the oppositions own arguments and using them against the same. In short, he played the opposition's rules and beat them with it. Too bad OJS was too stupid to stay out of trouble once get got acquitted. Naw, guy got what he deserved.

 

[Rememberthelate90s]

I hope we can add Clarence Darrow, Perry Mason, Saul Goodman, and Robert Shapiro to the team.

Ben Matlock? That dude could crack any case.

 

[orange parmejohn]

I thought the state of Tennessee is suing the NCAA, not UT. What am I missing?

 

[GrayWaterCanine]

I thought the state of Tennessee is suing the NCAA, not UT. What am I missing?

They have to be prepared for a habeus corpus due to the quid pro quo henceforth.

 

[butchna]

Ben Matlock? That dude could crack any case.

Key to his strategy was he would start spinning some long-winded yarn about his time in law enforcement and by the time the prosecution got their chance at summation, the jury had no interest.

 

[0nelilreb]

I was hoping for Vinny…to defend our “utes”

The most underrated post in this thread .. well done

 

[Dadof2Vols]

Get ready for some fundraising. Go Fund Me maybe (right!)?

His standard billing rate is $2,250 per hour, according to his contract. His junior associates charge $880 per hour.

But “we have agreed to discount our standard hourly fees by 15% for this matter,” the contract says. (Comforting to know)

UT must pay additional fees for travel expenses, paralegal services, word processing, meals, computerized research, filing fees, telephone toll charges, fees for experts and consultants and other expenses.

UT can have the NCAA pay it when they sue for damages under the anti-trust act.

 

[Hank Bukowski]

Post of the year on VN!

Ummm…OJ was guilty. I don’t believe we are.

 

[sami]

We need the guy that helped OJ walk

I'd rather have a jury like that one.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Ben Matlock? That dude could crack any case.

Bahhhh! Perry Mason was better.