In all seriousness....who wouldn't wanna be a Tennessee Vol?
We have a team who seems like a true family.
We have a staff of coaches that genuinely seem to care.
We have a fanbase that is freakin nuts, but we rally behind our players when they need us to. We are ridiculous at times, and we are unreasonable, but we love our Vols, no matter if they're a star or a walk-on.
We have a stadium that should be considered one of the wonders of the world.
We have a campus that is not only beautiful architecturally, but is located in (my opinion) one of the most beautiful parts of the world, in the foothills of the Smokies and the banks of the Tennessee River.
We have fine women. (This should not be understated)
We have great academic areas.
We have Rocky Top
We have the "Woo!"
We have the "T"
We have the Pride of the Southland.
We have the Vol Walk.
We have Smokey, who would rip a Tyrannosaurus Rex to pieces in a fight.
We are represented by alumni like Peyton Manning, Reggie White, Peerless Price, Jamal Lewis, Carl Pickens, Eric Berry.
We have the best conference in college football.
We have peanut butter.
And we're coming back, whether others like it or not.
Who wouldn't wanna be a Vol?