Vols72 first Beach trip

#26
#26
vols72 said:
She'll tell me then smack me when I look lol
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We we're in Panama City Beach one year, and out on the beach. I was laying there with my eyes closed and my wife leaned over and said " do not turn to your right and look". Of course when you're told that, you're gonna look. This woman, around 30, was laying on her stomach with her top undone, and was up on her elbows. She was like 3 feet from me, and you could see everything. My wife smacked me lightly and said" I told you not to". I've never been able to convince her that it was her fault. I would've never seen it if she hadn't said anything šŸ¤£.
 
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joevol33 said:
We we're in Panama City Beach one year, and out on the beach. I was laying there with my eyes closed and my wife leaned over and said " do not turn to your right and look". Of course when you're told that, you're gonna look. This woman, around 30, was laying on her stomach with her top undone, and was up on her elbows. She was like 3 feet from me, and you could see everything. My wife smacked me lightly and said" I told you not to". I've never been able to convince her that it was her fault. I would've never seen it if she hadn't said anything šŸ¤£.
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They love to set us up :D
 
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vols72 said:
They love to set us up :D
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Well, you're so damn easy.
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#29
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Little story to illustrate my wifeā€™s awesomeness:

We were leaving a hotel in San Francisco to catch a shuttle to the airport. I was loaded down with bags and such and not looking up much, so when we passed another couple coming through the door on our way out, I didnā€™t notice that the woman was wearing a net shirt with nothing underneath but colored circles painted concentrically around the nipples (very few people could pull off such a look but this woman had it nailed).

We got to the shuttle pickup area and my wife said, ā€œDid you see that?ā€ I said, ā€œSee what?ā€ and she said, ā€œOh my god, seriously?ā€ The shuttle wasnā€™t there yet so she took all the stuff I was carrying and sent me back in to get a good look. I was duly impressed.

I love my wife.
 
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#33
#33
Might I suggest Tacky Jacks...Google for address. Good seafood, Right on the water with a view of the bridge going over to Orange Beach. I prefer the area out toward Ft. Morgan for hotels. It's about 10 miles out to Ft. but not as touristy and crowded.
 
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Trust me when I say, No one on here wants to see me win a wet T shirt contest lol
 
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#50
Ace said:
At the end of your trip, donā€™t forget to shower thoroughly and wash any trace of Alabama off of you.
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I shall not desecrate the great State of TENNESSEE with the unclean from here
 
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