Waking up with a win over Bama

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#36
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I just woke up from sleeping on the 50 yard line. And I couldn't remember what had happened. I looked to my left and no goal post. I looked to my right and no goal post. As I started to grin and wondered if it was true I felt something in my lip like a dip of snuff. It was the end of a cigar. I knew then it wasn't a dream. I sang Rocky Top to the top of my lungs. It had to have echoed all the way up to the Smokies and down to the bowels of Tuscalooser. Then a worker blowing trash in section PP responded "roll tears roll!". I gave him a fist pump. He raised his blower back at me. Think I'm gonna walk to Waffle house and I know what I'm gonna order. An All-American breakfast which I now call "the Hooker"
. And a BIG OLE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THE SIZE OF A WATER HEATER!
 
#39
#39
I just woke up from sleeping on the 50 yard line. And I couldn't remember what had happened. I looked to my left and no goal post. I looked to my right and no goal post. As I started to grin and wondered if it was true I felt something in my lip like a dip of snuff. It was the end of a cigar. I knew then it wasn't a dream. I sang Rocky Top to the top of my lungs. It had to have echoed all the way up to the Smokies and down to the bowels of Tuscalooser. Then a worker blowing trash in section PP responded "roll tears roll!". I gave him a fist pump. He raised his blower back at me. Think I'm gonna walk to Waffle house and I know what I'm gonna order. An All-American breakfast which I now call "the Hooker"
. And a BIG OLE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THE SIZE OF A WATER HEATER!
Ok...I'm pretty gullible. Did you REALLY sleep in Neyland???
 
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I just woke up from sleeping on the 50 yard line. And I couldn't remember what had happened. I looked to my left and no goal post. I looked to my right and no goal post. As I started to grin and wondered if it was true I felt something in my lip like a dip of snuff. It was the end of a cigar. I knew then it wasn't a dream. I sang Rocky Top to the top of my lungs. It had to have echoed all the way up to the Smokies and down to the bowels of Tuscalooser. Then a worker blowing trash in section PP responded "roll tears roll!". I gave him a fist pump. He raised his blower back at me. Think I'm gonna walk to Waffle house and I know what I'm gonna order. An All-American breakfast which I now call "the Hooker"
. And a BIG OLE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THE SIZE OF A WATER HEATER!


I want this to be true, and be filmed.....
 
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