Wanting more info on the Police Officer/ County Sheriff profession...

[Vols520]

Just wow. Let me guess...criminal? Maybe straight up dumb ass. Hard to tell in the webs sometimes.

I got arrested once but it wasn't my fault

 

[Vols520]

I also think its funny that our resident cops are the most frequent posters.

Tax dollars at work!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I also think its funny that our resident cops are the most frequent posters.

Tax dollars at work!

No correlation

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I got arrested once but it wasn't my fault

do tell

 

[Vols520]

do tell

I walked up to a cop and asked him what that smell was and he was confused and asked me what scent I was referring too. All I said was it smells heavily of pork products and bad coffee, next thing I know I'm face down on the pavement and getting charged with drunk in public.

 

[cd12]

You guys know who has the most problems with law enforcement? ****heads who can't stay out of trouble. People that don't break laws don't have problems with cops.




/The next post will be the guy who has a cousin who got pulled over for no reason and raped with an asp.

Reminds me of the time I had to get rough with a driver on a traffic stop many years ago. Long story short, when I was finished with the driver, I went around and removed the passenger and gave him the same treatment. The passenger: "what was that for"? Me: now, you and I both know you guys wouldn't have gotten a mile down the road before you told your buddy...."he wouldn't have done me like that"!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Reminds me of the time I had to get rough with a driver on a traffic stop many years ago. Long story short, when I was finished with the driver, I went around and removed the passenger and gave him the same treatment. The passenger: "what was that for"? Me: now, you and I both know you guys wouldn't have gotten a mile down the road before you told your buddy...."he wouldn't have done me like that"!

I was telling that joke back in the mid 90's. Or as I like to call it "back in the day".

 

[cd12]

I was telling that joke back in the mid 90's. Or as I like to call it "back in the day".

never gets old

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I walked up to a cop and asked him what that smell was and he was confused and asked me what scent I was referring too. All I said was it smells heavily of pork products and bad coffee, next thing I know I'm face down on the pavement and getting charged with drunk in public.

Awesome

 

[cd12]

Awesome

The fact that he he thought it up all by himself makes it straight up gangsta!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

The fact that he he thought it up all by himself makes it straight up gangsta!

Lol

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Would hate to get raped by a snake. My ex was a RN and had a woman come in with a dead snake in her snatch. True story. Pretty sure it was consensual, but still damn.

Now this thread is going somewhere.

 

[tim]

Now this thread is going somewhere.

They end up in the damndest places.

 

[PandamoniumReigns]

I'm not anymore. But I will always support the guys who have the toughest job in the world.

It may not be a cake-walk, but let's not get carried away here.