Water found on Mars surface.

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ainge10heisman said:
They will have to claim Mars as property of the U.S.A first though. I'm surprised no country (Russia) has never tried to claim the moon.
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I watched a documentary a couple years back, I can't think of the name, but a guy claimed the moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and a couple others. The United Nations Outerspace Treaty says a nation can't claim a planet, or moon, but nothing about people claiming it. So he wrote a letter to the United Nations claiming them. He's been selling acres on the moon and has made something around 10 million dollars. He also made himself President of the Universe or some crap. He's sold property to Cruise and Travolta IIRC.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
I watched a documentary a couple years back, I can't think of the name, but a guy claimed the moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and a couple others. The United Nations Outerspace Treaty says a nation can't claim a planet, or moon, but nothing about people claiming it. So he wrote a letter to the United Nations claiming them. He's been selling acres on the moon and has made something around 10 million dollars. He also made himself President of the Universe or some crap. He's sold property to Cruise and Travolta IIRC.
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I've still got some prime Jovian property if you're interested.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
I watched a documentary a couple years back, I can't think of the name, but a guy claimed the moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and a couple others. The United Nations Outerspace Treaty says a nation can't claim a planet, or moon, but nothing about people claiming it. So he wrote a letter to the United Nations claiming them. He's been selling acres on the moon and has made something around 10 million dollars. He also made himself President of the Universe or some crap. He's sold property to Cruise and Travolta IIRC.
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Now I'm mad I didn't think of it first.
 
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Anyone who watches Doctor Who knows this doesn't end well.......
 

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BadJerry20 said:
I watched a documentary a couple years back, I can't think of the name, but a guy claimed the moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and a couple others. The United Nations Outerspace Treaty says a nation can't claim a planet, or moon, but nothing about people claiming it. So he wrote a letter to the United Nations claiming them. He's been selling acres on the moon and has made something around 10 million dollars. He also made himself President of the Universe or some crap. He's sold property to Cruise and Travolta IIRC.
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That's crazy. Why didn't I think of it?
 
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BadJerry20 said:
I watched a documentary a couple years back, I can't think of the name, but a guy claimed the moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and a couple others. The United Nations Outerspace Treaty says a nation can't claim a planet, or moon, but nothing about people claiming it. So he wrote a letter to the United Nations claiming them. He's been selling acres on the moon and has made something around 10 million dollars. He also made himself President of the Universe or some crap. He's sold property to Cruise and Travolta IIRC.
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Similar cool story, bro moment incoming

When I was 16 I liked this gorgeous brunette, one of the few legit 10's I've met in person. She was one of those girls that was so good looking that no guy would even dare approach her, and the few who did she shot down without even hearing them out normally. I happened to know from one of her best friends that she was wanting "an extremely romantic" guy more than anything else.

So, I said screw embarrassment, let's go for broke. I got on a website, found out some coordinates for a really large white dwarf, made a really nice looking official document, and planned up a really cheesy line.

The next day I walked up to her (with the friend who told me she wanted romantic guys next to her grinning from ear to ear because she knew what I was doing) holding this folded sheet of paper and handed it to her. However, this whole time I'm walking up to her I'm looking at the ground, even when I hold it out to her. I was told she was looking at me like I was an idiot at first, then opened the piece of paper and saw what appeared to be an official document stating that the star in question (One of the largest and brightest, officially "unnamed" stars that could be seen without a telescope) had been named after her. She started to say something about me looking down before realizing something was written on the back. I had put, "No matter how brightly the stars at night shine there will never be one like you... so beautiful and radiant you can't even look in its direction."

She covered her mouth as she read it before handing the paper to her friend to read. She got out her phone and handed it to me and told me to put my number in before saying "I'm free Saturday, you best call me before then so I know what to wear when we go out."

And that is how I managed to get a girl way out of my league using science, corny romance lines, loopholes in the naming of astrological bodies, and cheap, cheap lies.

Not 10 million dollars of loopholes or BS, but to end out dating a girl that good looking for over a year it was definitely equivalent to 16 year old me.

tl:dr

Told a 10/10 I named a star after her, dated her for over a year as a result.
 
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don't be fooled,the Martians are living underground and soon there will be a Mars Attack
 

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