Wayne Chism has a sprained knee

[BigHerm3000]

Since the news today isn't that his leg is being amputated, my point stands.

Wow, you have never ever been involved in actual athletic competition in your life. Admit it fatty.

 

[TennNC]

More drama queens:

YouTube - Kobe Bryant Talks About His Injury 10/22/08 (Kobe didn't return to the game after exaggerating the extent of his injury).

YouTube - murderflip ledge to sprained ankle and hyper extended knee (skaters are always playing up their injuries)

YouTube - Hyperextension!!! (it doesn't get anymore dramatic than wrestlers)

 

[hatvol96]

Wow, you have never ever been involved in actual athletic competition in your life. Admit it fatty.

I'm quite confident my athletic resume stands up just fine against yours.
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[hatvol96]

Damn those damaged nerves. Always notifying you of potential injury, when all you really want to do is appear manly, like nothing is wrong.

You speak as one who hasn't hyperextended a knee. I wonder what you'd have said if Wayne hadn't come back in the game.

No, but I've dislocated an ankle so bad it would have made Moises Alou sick. I didn't break into a Diego Maradonna impression.
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[hatvol96]

I wonder what you'd have said if Wayne hadn't come back in the game.

I would have said that after almost four full seasons of flopping, wincing, and writhing, Wayne had finally suffered an injury in some way commnesurate with his reaction.
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[BigHerm3000]

ALERT! Everyone reacts to injuries the same way! ALERT!

...If only Wayne was half the "man" hatvol is...

 

[hatvol96]

ALERT! Everyone reacts to injuries the same way! ALERT!

...If only Wayne was half the "man" hatvol is...

I'd be perfectly happy if his reaction didn't mirror those of David Beckham or Ronaldhino.
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[emainvol]

I'd be perfectly happy if his reaction didn't mirror those of David Beckham or Ronaldhino.
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I believe that in the last few minutes, you have more posts referencing soccer players than in the rest of your Volnation tenure combined.

 

[tvolsfan]

Maybe he's finally coming around to the beautiful game.

 

[Slydell]

For what it's worth, the relay. This one did scare me at first.

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Click on Mens Basketball, then click the game on the right. Happened at 9:22 in the game.

 

[emainvol]

Maybe he's finally coming around to the beautiful game.

I don't see him buying any Man U gear anytime in the near future.

 

[tvolsfan]

I don't see him buying any Man U gear anytime in the near future.

You're probably right.

 

[hatvol96]

I don't see him buying any Man U gear anytime in the near future.

I root for Arsenal.
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[emainvol]

I root for Arsenal.
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Ehh... at least it's not Liverpool.

 

[emainvol]

While we are completely off topic, I would like to take this opportunity to let you all know that Wayne Rooney is a badass.