Ways to tell you're a Tennessee Volunteer

[phantomvol]

when the ugliest girl in the room turns ur head just cause she's dressed in our colors......true story!!!!!!

 

[BentGrowinVol]

When you put a UT border around the temporary tag from the car dealership

 

[vols 30]

When you are in constant panic mode!

 

[vols 30]

When u stalk 16 year old recruits because they run a 4.3

 

[bigorange]

You get your corn from a jar.

You're a grown man and you've discussed wearing black with other grown men.

 

[WillisWG]

all the tee-shirts you own are either orange or have something about Tennessee football on them

 

[OrangeMagic]

When you have a guitar with the Power "T" and "Vols" on the headstock that plays Rocky Top every time we score.

 

[Boca Vol]

You "woo" during Rocky Top

We ain't talkin about being Sissy Vol Fans!

 

[skasper06]

When you care more about where 18 year old boys go than where the prettiest women hang out.

 

[Big_Orange_Fan]

When you do this...

 

[vols 30]

When you are mysteriously sick on Saturdays during the fall, and can't make that birthday party or wedding. Just for the record, I've never done this......

 

[Smoked Cheddar]

a Sam & Andy's deli at 1 AM was only surpasses by a 'pig burger' from Brother Jacks.

 

[possumtownVol]

when you keep Vols greatest hits mostly with John Ward in your truck's cd player

 

[smashmouth98]

if you smuggled whiskey inside Neyland.

 

[orangesox]

When u have grown up in Alabama and wear ur orange proudly your whole life no matter how much crap u get from bammers !!!!!

Been there, done that, brother! Although for some reason the late 90s weren't so bad.

 

[majorvol]

When you've spoke the words" wait till next year"...

 

[loggervol]

when you don't give a d@m about the WHOLE state of alabubba!!!!!

 

[Biopsyman]

I donate a lot to the highway patrol

 

[photovol]

Your cronic depression started 8 years ago

 

[Other_Guy]

So, most of you know the time-wasting website Buzzfeed. They love to make lists. Well, many community contributors have made them for their respective universities, and Tennessee currently doesn't have one.

I'm looking to create one, but need your help. Feel free to add to the list below. Here is an example of Miami's.

Ways to tell you're a Tennessee Volunteer:
You've painted "The Rock"
You know every word to Rocky Top
You have tailgated on the water
You know Neyland's Maxims
When you hear "Stumbled and Fumbled" you know exactly what it's from and just smile.
You respond "Tennessee was a school before Texas was a state" when Longhorn fans claim they're the real UT.
You know not to walk across the UT seal on the pedestrian walkway.
You set your alarm to wake up as soon as CPO opened so you could register for that one class you wanted.
You dreaded classes on "The Hill"
Late night rides on The T were always entertaining.
The sight of this man makes you clench your fist in rage (Steve Spurrier)
and this man
(Nick Saban)
and especially this man
(Lane Kiffin)

I've completely struck out guys. Am I not a real fan? :'(

 

[GrowVol]

When your "Drinkn buddies develop bad Vol problems and you work thru them together"

 

[Special Ed]

When your guests tell you your coffee table edition of "The History of Tennessee Football" is all sticky.

 

[ATC_VOL]

There is a myth that if you walk across it you won't graduate in 4 years time.

Also, I'm convinced if you step on it after graduating the University will revoke your degree.

 

[gnm53108]

when you don't give a d@m about the WHOLE state of alabubba!!!!!

Yep.

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

So, most of you know the time-wasting website Buzzfeed. They love to make lists. Well, many community contributors have made them for their respective universities, and Tennessee currently doesn't have one.

I'm looking to create one, but need your help. Feel free to add to the list below. Here is an example of Miami's.

Ways to tell you're a Tennessee Volunteer:
You've painted "The Rock"
You know every word to Rocky Top
You have tailgated on the water
You know Neyland's Maxims
When you hear "Stumbled and Fumbled" you know exactly what it's from and just smile.
You respond "Tennessee was a school before Texas was a state" when Longhorn fans claim they're the real UT.
You know not to walk across the UT seal on the pedestrian walkway.
You set your alarm to wake up as soon as CPO opened so you could register for that one class you wanted.
You dreaded classes on "The Hill"
Late night rides on The T were always entertaining.
The sight of this man makes you clench your fist in rage (Steve Spurrier)
and this man
(Nick Saban)
and especially this man
(Lane Kiffin)

I like it...good stuff.