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#80
#80
I think we're going to have ourselves a nice rivalry between TXA&M07 and Bamawriter. I'm looking to bump this thread the night before they play, so y'all can get some last minute trash talking in. Carry on! :clapping:
 
#81
#81
I'd like to spew my discontent towards far more than the ilk from Bama. I'm putting all the representatives from Florida and Miss-ippi on notice as well. Several of these clowns, including some from Tennessee have been frequenting Texags and wishing us well, welcoming us, and proudly proclaiming how happy they are to have us as members. Wolves in sheep clothing as far as I can tell. I've been here long enough to understand the culture and methods used by SEC fans on message boards.

Each compliment is intended to be followed by a ",but we're gonna curb stomp you." It just goes unsaid and that's plain silly. We're not gullible. We know what you're intentions are and I for one, damn sure know how yall act during game week. Be it hate threads, hottie threads that dont meet your standards, or general insults about legal troubles within the AD, most if not all of you are cut of the same cloth. Under the guise of "We'll fight like brothers, but you're family and we'll defend you against anyone else", many SEC posters here and on our own site have lured folks into a sense of stability and comfort. I'm not buying it.

When we play Florida, I'll despise them. Afterwards, I'll despise them.

Same goes for the rest as it should be. You never heard anyone in College Station chanting Big12 when t.u. beat SC. We're not accustomed to that and rightfully so. We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, and for those New Army posters that reflect back on the accomplishments of their new conference mates and bask in their success, I say this: You're doing a disservice to yourself and should focus your energy on whats close to home first.

Now, I reserve the right to dislike some of you a little less than others, but overall, I think the recent events speak for them-self. We didn't leave to lose. Sumlin didn't come here to lose. We're not bringing the SEC to Kyle Field. We're bringing the 12Man to the SEC.

Some of you are in for a real surprise your first trip. Some of your ignorant taunts and quips will be hushed upon arrival. Don't expect me to get caught up in the pageantry of a game day atmosphere. We've had it here for a while. Don't tell me about noise level. We've had it here. Don't tell me about fanatics. We stand here. Above all, dont tell me your koolaide slurping predictions about potential curb stomps. Line up and play. We can discuss it afterwards.

I've never been one to make half cocked predictions based on passion and homerism. You wont get that from me now, and you haven't since 2007. What you will get is an honest and genuine assessment of what is factual. Factually speaking, Kevin Sumlin hasn't coached a game in the SEC yet. I'll let you know after week 2.

As for message board e-fights with the likes of Lawrence, Bamawriter, LG, Billy C, and whoever else wants to chime in, dish what you wish, but your historic record mean little to me. The clock started Sunday morning at 12:01am. The rest is history.

Thanks and Gig em.
 
#82
#82
TXA&M07 said:
I'd like to spew my discontent towards far more than the ilk from Bama. I'm putting all the representatives from Florida and Miss-ippi on notice as well. Several of these clowns, including some from Tennessee have been frequenting Texags and wishing us well, welcoming us, and proudly proclaiming how happy they are to have us as members. Wolves in sheep clothing as far as I can tell. I've been here long enough to understand the culture and methods used by SEC fans on message boards.

Each compliment is intended to be followed by a ",but we're gonna curb stomp you." It just goes unsaid and that's plain silly. We're not gullible. We know what you're intentions are and I for one, damn sure know how yall act during game week. Be it hate threads, hottie threads that dont meet your standards, or general insults about legal troubles within the AD, most if not all of you are cut of the same cloth. Under the guise of "We'll fight like brothers, but you're family and we'll defend you against anyone else", many SEC posters here and on our own site have lured folks into a sense of stability and comfort. I'm not buying it.

When we play Florida, I'll despise them. Afterwards, I'll despise them.

Same goes for the rest as it should be. You never heard anyone in College Station chanting Big12 when t.u. beat SC. We're not accustomed to that and rightfully so. We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, and for those New Army posters that reflect back on the accomplishments of their new conference mates and bask in their success, I say this: You're doing a disservice to yourself and should focus your energy on whats close to home first.

Now, I reserve the right to dislike some of you a little less than others, but overall, I think the recent events speak for them-self. We didn't leave to lose. Sumlin didn't come here to lose. We're not bringing the SEC to Kyle Field. We're bringing the 12Man to the SEC.

Some of you are in for a real surprise your first trip. Some of your ignorant taunts and quips will be hushed upon arrival. Don't expect me to get caught up in the pageantry of a game day atmosphere. We've had it here for a while. Don't tell me about noise level. We've had it here. Don't tell me about fanatics. We stand here. Above all, dont tell me your koolaide slurping predictions about potential curb stomps. Line up and play. We can discuss it afterwards.

I've never been one to make half cocked predictions based on passion and homerism. You wont get that from me now, and you haven't since 2007. What you will get is an honest and genuine assessment of what is factual. Factually speaking, Kevin Sumlin hasn't coached a game in the SEC yet. I'll let you know after week 2.

As for message board e-fights with the likes of Lawrence, Bamawriter, LG, Billy C, and whoever else wants to chime in, dish what you wish, but your historic record mean little to me. The clock started Sunday morning at 12:01am. The rest is history.

Thanks and Gig em.
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#84
#84
I didn't read your long and probably ridiculous post.

I suppose it must be easier to type now that your vision is no longer obscured by Longhorn taint.
 
#85
#85
I dont doubt you didnt read it. With your 1 1/2 semesters at the local community college, I'd be shocked if your reading skills were that above a "Corky" that suffers from lazy eye.
 
#89
#89
Couldnt wait for a Bear Bryant reference could you? Typical bama.

You're done, now head on back to the trailer and hoist Dixie. The pack of muts guarding your doublewide need feeding and Bear Jr needs help chewing on his crayons. Be sure to spit your chaw out.
 
#90
#90
Again, when you go with insults that could apply to every SEC fanbase, it's not terribly effective. You have to try to get school specific, like:

Florida = jorts
Georgia = constantly having players arrested
Bama = poisoning trees
Auburn = paying for players
A&M = mass displays of homoeroticism

I'm trying to help you become a true SEC fan. You've got to refine your smack talk.
 
#97
#97
I've pointed out the amazing motivational tool that the ceramic pooch is before. It was met with a cold reception.

Needs to "want it" I say.
 
#98
#98
bamawriter said:
Again, when you go with insults that could apply to every SEC fanbase, it's not terribly effective. You have to try to get school specific, like:

Florida = jorts
Georgia = constantly having players arrested
Bama = poisoning trees
Auburn = paying for players
A&M = mass displays of homoeroticism

I'm trying to help you become a true SEC fan. You've got to refine your smack talk.
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To be fair, when anyone mentions trailer parks, incest, beating your wife, lack of teeth, ect. most people here associate that with Bammer. So I think he's right on point.
 
#99
#99
Ya know, the more I think on it, the whole "cousin kisser cliche" does stretch far and wide. Just not all the way past west of the Sabine River.

So this whole cultural fit thing has it's loop holes.
 
#100
#100
I'll let y'all google "Sabine" river now. Well, I guess those in Mississipi will never know due to lack of 'lecktrisiti" but most of y'all will get the point.

Bama, you use google on the magic glowing pik chur box with the alfabet buttons.

Glad I could help.
 
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