WestTennesseeFox
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There's another way. I have a SIL that is not known in family or local circles as being very sane. THey flew to the beach. She showed up at airport in her bathing suit. Wasn't much to inspect. It was a one piece thank god, but it still was not pretty. She doesn't have a bathing suit bod at all. She was prob early 50's when she did this. She had all her stuff in her arms. We won't discuss where she carried her phone, or how.
And that's probably the highlight of a few hours in Memphis.I never have any issues with security except MEM. I've had the underwire in my bra trip off the alarm a few times.
At MEM, all of the machines except 1 or 2 are normally shut down and they have a full staff of TSA agents for the 1 or 2 functioning machines. Once all the early morning flights leave for Atlanta, TSA is usually on their phones.
I thought you were in BF West TN somewhere but not Memphis. We fear for your safety, but maybe moreso of anyone trying to mug you.
I'll take cookeville over Memphis anyday. And we even have a Crumbl.
In my only trip through Flint, they pulled me aside because the metal zipper of my jeans activated the wand. I was forced to open my pants right there so that they could be assured that it was only my zipper. When my wife asked if they could do that behind a curtained area close by, a woman told her to “shut it” or she would get the same treatment. The TSA guy told me to zip up and move along.