@WestTennesseeFox starts a side hustle training Bears.

[WestTennesseeFox]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

20 mph

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Lol

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

Front to back. You don't want a UTI.

 

[Weezer]

Do you pee in the shower?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Do you pee in the shower?

No

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Any other random questions that do not involve urination?

 

[Weezer]

If your dog or cat could talk, what is the darkest secret they'd reveal about you?

 

[Weezer]

Also, why do people lie about peeing in the shower? A drain is a drain.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Have you spent time in a Turkish prison?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

If your dog or cat could talk, what is the darkest secret they'd reveal about you?

How long have I had this pet? Is this pet like a service animal that goes with me everywhere or just a normal pet?

 

[Weezer]

Who really killed JFK?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Have you spent time in a Turkish prison?

Do you have any references that are younger than me?

 

[Weezer]

How long have I had this pet? Is this pet like a service animal that goes with me everywhere or just a normal pet?

It's your best friend.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Who really killed JFK?

Oswald was the only shooter.

 

[Weezer]

Do you personally know anyone who was abducted by aliens?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Do you have any references that are younger than me?

Are you a Mean Girl?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Any other random questions that do not involve urination?

Mine was about s***ting.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Also, why do people lie about peeing in the shower? A drain is a drain.

I have two kids and married to another. Bathroom breaks and showers are one of the few moments of refuge that I have. I am not going to combine those.

 

[Weezer]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Are you a Mean Girl?

No, if you are with me, I'm a loyal, fierce bulldog for you. If you aren't with me, then I can be a total bitch.

 

[Weezer]

I have two kids and married to another. Bathroom breaks and showers are one of the few moments of refuge that I have. I am not going to combine those.

That's... fair.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Let’s stay with the bathroom.

Do you place the TP to pull down or are you a fascist commie bastard who places it to pull up?

 

[Weezer]

Mine was about s***ting.

I don't poop in the shower.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Have you gotten involved in any other threads besides your own? Try it sometime. Threads have only a certain shelf time and then.... We could use you in others, if nothing else to give lil mojo angst.