Tacos and Keystone Light. You may ask yourself this question, "Why in the world would a dude drink a Keystone Light?" Well, my brothers, I will drink a single Keystone Light tonight not because I enjoy it, or because it is a good beer. Neither of those apply. But, Keystone Light is such a bad beer that it has to be filtered so many times that it loses its purines. And purines lead to gout. So, as a healthy middle-aged man who is careful about what goes into his body, I will pound that single Keystone Light in my beautiful VOLS jersey and watch us win 6-4. Because beer and baseball go together. My homily is written for tomorrow. My Vols will win tonight. And, God willing, my big toe will not revolt and all will be good in Knoxville, TN. Amen.