What Are You Drinking Tomorrow Night?

#77
#77
Beer, and lots of it. Probably about 14 to 16 of them....just not sure what kind yet. I'll keep it simple though. Maybe a few St. Pauli Girls or Moose Heads mixed with standard stuff like Michelob lite, Miller Lite, even natty!!
 
#81
#81
Decisions, decisions, decisions.

The season opener is a special occasion.

Only one choice though-

What's the word? Thunderbird

What's the action? Satisfaction

What's the price? 50 twice
 
#82
#82
Decisions, decisions, decisions.

The season opener is a special occasion.

Only one choice though-

What's the word? Thunderbird

What's the action? Satisfaction

What's the price? 50 twice
....What's the reason? Muscatel is out of season.
 
#88
#88
Miller Lite, as long as the boys handle busy as expected. If not then probably will crack open some white lighting I’m saving for Dega weekend. “Raise Hell Praise Dale”
 
#89
#89
Decisions, decisions, decisions.

The season opener is a special occasion.

Only one choice though-

What's the word? Thunderbird

What's the action? Satisfaction

What's the price? 50 twice

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Thunderbird
17.5% alc. by vol.

As pictured to the left, look for the pigeon feces and you'll find this old bird. As soon as you taste this swill, it will be obvious that its makers cut every corner possible in its production to make it cheap. Self-proclaimed as "The American Classic," Thuderbird is Vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Disguised like Night Train, the label says that it is made by "Thunderbird, Ltd." If your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then "T-bird" is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird. As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower. The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage driking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum. A convenience store clerk in Show Low, AZ once told me that only the oldest of stumbling indian drunks from the reservation buy Thunderbird. Avaliable in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug.

The history of Thunderbird is as interesting as the drunken effects the one experiences from the wine. When Prohibition ended, Ernest Gallo and his brothers Julio and Joe wanted to corner the young wine market. Earnest wanted the company to become "the Campbell Soup company of the wine industry" so he started selling Thunderbird in the ghettos around the country. Their radio adds featured a song that sang, "What's the word? / Thunderbird / How's it sold? / Good and cold / What's the jive? / Bird's alive / What's the price? / Thirty twice." It is said that Ernest once drove through a tough, inner city neighborhood and pulled over when he saw a bum. When Gallo rolled down his window and called out, "What's the word?" the immediate answer from the bum was, "Thunderbird."

WARNING: This light yellow liquid turns your lips and mouth black! A mysterious chemical reaction similar to disappearing-reappearing ink makes you look like you've been chewing on hearty clumps of charcoal.
 
#91
#91
thunderbird.jpg

Thunderbird
17.5% alc. by vol.

As pictured to the left, look for the pigeon feces and you'll find this old bird. As soon as you taste this swill, it will be obvious that its makers cut every corner possible in its production to make it cheap. Self-proclaimed as "The American Classic," Thuderbird is Vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Disguised like Night Train, the label says that it is made by "Thunderbird, Ltd." If your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then "T-bird" is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird. As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower. The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage driking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum. A convenience store clerk in Show Low, AZ once told me that only the oldest of stumbling indian drunks from the reservation buy Thunderbird. Avaliable in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug.

The history of Thunderbird is as interesting as the drunken effects the one experiences from the wine. When Prohibition ended, Ernest Gallo and his brothers Julio and Joe wanted to corner the young wine market. Earnest wanted the company to become "the Campbell Soup company of the wine industry" so he started selling Thunderbird in the ghettos around the country. Their radio adds featured a song that sang, "What's the word? / Thunderbird / How's it sold? / Good and cold / What's the jive? / Bird's alive / What's the price? / Thirty twice." It is said that Ernest once drove through a tough, inner city neighborhood and pulled over when he saw a bum. When Gallo rolled down his window and called out, "What's the word?" the immediate answer from the bum was, "Thunderbird."

WARNING: This light yellow liquid turns your lips and mouth black! A mysterious chemical reaction similar to disappearing-reappearing ink makes you look like you've been chewing on hearty clumps of charcoal.
Forgive the link to a song but just listen to the first few seconds and you'll probably stay for the whole thing. The late great Townes Van Zandt.

 
#94
#94
Probably some Yuengling or similar and an occasional shot of MaCallan 18 yr. old.
If the game goes down the toilet for the VOLS, then I'm guzzling on Capt. Morgan Private stock.
 
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#96
#96
Forgive the link to a song but just listen to the first few seconds and you'll probably stay for the whole thing. The late great Townes Van Zandt.

Great song ,. big fan of TVZ (RIP). Not sure if you are a podcast guy but if so check out Cocaine and Rhinestones hosted by Tyler MaHan Coe (son of David Allan )
 

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