What do you hate about Florida?

[GenNeyland9]

I hate their gelled-hair, visor-wearing fans with their trashy earrings and no class attitude.

I hate the trash they talk, even when they have lost two in a row at home and three of the last four.

I hate that Peyton never beat them, and that they ruined so many of our seasons when Spurrier was there.

I hate that they invented Gatorade, cause that stuff would be a whole lot cooler if someone else had . . .

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by GenNeyland9@Sep 15, 2005 10:39 PM
I hate that they invented Gatorade, cause that stuff would be a whole lot cooler if someone else had . . .

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:lol: True...that's why I drink propel now.

 

[Jmxvol]

I hate the fact that Chris Leak is a girl.

 

[General Jack]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Sep 15, 2005 9:41 PM
:lol: True...that's why I drink propel now.

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True true... I always reach for the powerade before gatorade.

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by Jmxvol@Sep 15, 2005 10:42 PM
I hate the fact that Chris Leak is a girl.

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[WA_Vol]

Cant spell Citrus without UT comment.

 

[General Jack]

I don't think they can use that one anymore.

7-5 doesn't even come close to the Citrus Bowl.

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

I think that one comes back to bite SOS right in his mouthy a?z!

He wont be able to spell Citrus with usc.. :tease2:

 

[Jmxvol]

You can't spell SUCK without USC

 

[hmanvolfan]

Good one jmx. :nener:

 

[volaholic]

Originally posted by Vol 4 Life@Sep 15, 2005 10:48 PM
True true... I always reach for the powerade before gatorade.

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I agree. They couldn't have come up with a better marketing pitch to get me to quit drinking that stuff.

 

[U-T]

They act as if they had a football program before 1990

 

[OrangeAndBlue]

Absolutely nothing...

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

Wish that i was on ole rocky top,
Down in the tennessee hills.
Ain't no smoggy smoke on rocky top,
Ain't no telephone bills.

Once there was a girl on rocky top,
Half bear the other half cat.
Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that.

Rocky top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed on rocky top,
Lookin' for a moonshine still.
Strangers ain't come back from rocky top,
Recon they never will.

Corn won't grow at all on rocky top,

Dirt's too rocky by far.
That's why all the folks on rocky top
Get their corn from a jar.

Rocky top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Now i've had years of cramped up city life,
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
Now all i know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again.

Rocky top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee

Ahh' you know it well by now... :victory:

 

[orangetd88]

Originally posted by Doughbelly@Sep 15, 2005 2:05 PM
For me it would have to be the jerk punter last year that was punting from sideline to sideline and bouncing balls off the student section and some band members. Did anyone else see this during half time last year. I'm pretty sure the band person got tagged in the head.

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I forgot all about that. Thanks for reminding me.

Another thing...

1990, at the end of the beating we gave them that year, the entire stadium starts singing "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Hey, Hey, Goodbye!" as the band plays the song. Of course, this was not long after a series of murders on campus in Gainesville. Several Florida fans, including one who actually wrote in to Sports Illustrated, stated that we were sing "Our Students Don't Die", which is complete bs. Why anyone would infer that, I dunno, but it is NOT true.

Yet another reason to hate to crocs.

 

[wncvolfan]

What I hate about Florida:
1. The gators, 'Noles, Hurricanes, Jaguars, Dolphins,
Bucs, Marlins, Devil Rays, Heat, Magic, Lightning, Panthers (Florida, not Carolina Panthers). And a whole bunch more I can't think of right now.
2. The smell along I-95 like a backed up septic tank.
3. The cops
4. Jeb Bush, the Prez's bro'.
5. Mickey Money---sorry----Mouse
6. All the scrub pines.
7. The "deer in the headlights" look you get when you ask somebody in Florida a question.
8. My damn loudmouthed cousin who lives in Gainesville.


What I like about Florida
1. Navel oranges at Christmas
2. Daytona Speedway.
3. Can't think of anything else.

 

[lawgator1]

Originally posted by Vol 4 Life@Sep 14, 2005 10:12 PM
The smug, we're better than you attitude of the fans (not all Lawgator... ). 

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Thanks! But I too think UF is better than UT. Of course I do!

 

[allvol]

The cocky attitude even after losing 15 games the past 3 seasons.