What Would You Like Added to the Olympics?

[GAVol]

Motorboating

 

[LouderVol]

Motorboating

I'll allow it. Just wondering how you win this. Is it the best motorboater or motorboatee?

 

[GAVol]

I'll allow it. Just wondering how you win this. Is it the best motorboater or motorboatee?

I don't know how it would be judged, but I know a ratings winner when I see it.

 

[LouderVol]

Beer pong
Arm wrestling
Catfish hogging

Catfish hogging? Is that also known as noodling? Cause ef that noise, gives me the willies thinking about it

 

[GAVol]

Indoor Farting

 

[LouderVol]

I don't know how it would be judged, but I know a ratings winner when I see it.

I could dibs on try outs.

 

[Jxn Vol]

Lawnmower racing
Turtle hunting (Turtle Man style)
Peeing contests

 

[NorCalVol67]

motorboating

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Dwarf Toss

 

[NorCalVol67]

Dwarf Toss

Isn't it supposed to be midget toss?

 

[LouderVol]

Isn't it supposed to be midget toss?

No, you throw them by the beard. Any real little person tosser would know this, duh.

 

[allvol123]

Quarters.

 

[NorCalVol67]

No, you throw them by the beard. Any real little person tosser would know this, duh.

Well damn, I feel silly.

 

[Rockvegas]

Quidditch or road sign shooting

 

[joevol33]

Snake handling

I'm from Kentucky, I know some people 😁

 

[joevol33]

Yard mowing
Speed Raking
Spitting

Choose your own tobacco?

 

[Roustabout]

Nothing. get rid about 3/4 of sports.

 

[GAVol]

Flag football
Putt putt
Motorboating

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Isn't it supposed to be midget toss?

You get more distance with dwarves

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Thumb rasslin'

 

[kiddiedoc]

Putt putt

Dang, I might be an Olympian... My first real job had its benefits. You also want none at Street Fighter, token rolling, ticket counting, or pop-a-shot.

 

[pismonque]

Mud bogging, Jesco style

 

[joevol33]

Mud bogging, Jesco style

Better fix the eggs right.

 

[pismonque]

Better fix the eggs right.

There's another event:
Cookin Them Sloppy Slimy Eggs Better'n What You Been A-Cookin Em

 

[joevol33]

There's another event:
Cookin Them Sloppy Slimy Eggs Better'n What You Been A-Cookin Em

And we know what'll happen if you don't! Ha