what you would do?

#28
#28
I'd call bo mattinglys show Monday and just start laughing. He said the other day we aren't playing physical football. Then contined to say South Carolina is overrated.
 
#29
#29
Cyclopskiller said:
I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart in Athens (Al), and I'm gonna get on the intercom and yell "Blow Tide...Y'all been Butch slapped" maybe a little "Wooh" in there too!

(Btw, my mother works there. Eye have the code!)
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lmao...I want to help......I can be your sidekick.
 
#30
#30
But really it depends on what I agreed to before the win.

I would either wait for satin to come and take my soul or I would ask for anesthesia before he takes one of my body parts.
 
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#35
#35
After about 30-45 minutes of crying in pure joy, I will make my way to campus to participate in celebrations with my fellow classmates and colleagues, I will proceed to drink large quantities of alcohol. I will then burn anything that is red or has Alabama on it, I will continue that by enticing a small, maybe large riot that chants offensive, hate driven slurs at Alabama and eventually I will pass out from my alcoholic induced coma and relive our glorious victory in my head
 
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#36
#36
I'm going to plant a huge Tennessee flag in my front yard and leave it there for a week.

I live in bammer also. :)
 
#37
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GrowVol said:
If our Vols upset Bama? I've decided, I'm streaking down my street with on nothing on but my Vols hat :dance2:singing Rocky Top.(i live in bama, im old,fat,and hard to look at)
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If our Vols upset Bama ...I can rule out coming to your street ! :eek:
 
#38
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Cyclopskiller said:
I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart in Athens (Al), and I'm gonna get on the intercom and yell "Blow Tide...Y'all been Butch slapped" maybe a little "Wooh" in there too!

(Btw, my mother works there. Eye have the code!)
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I'm an Athens native...I'm sure I'll hear about it if it goes down haha
 
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#39
#39
Honestly I don't know what I would do. It's been a long time since Tennessee has had a win to really brag about.
 
#41
#41
If we beat alaBubba I think we should draft a petition to Dave Hart and the powers that be to instantly give bUTch and the entire coaching staff a pay raise and extend their contracts for 2 more years just to try and guarantee that none of our coaches leave Tennessee to coach elsewhere.

Part 2 of the petition would be for Tennessee to buy advertising space on all the ESPN channels showing our WINS over USCe and Bama and saying...Hey top recruits, PAY ATTENTION as the Tennessee Vols are about to again #Risetothetop so don't let the train leave without you being part of more Tennessee history in the making...call bUTch Jones now and tell him you want to play for the Big Orange Vols and help WIN another National Championship.

#BrickbyBrick...VFL...GBO!!!
 
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#43
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GrowVol said:
If our Vols upset Bama? I've decided, I'm streaking down my street with on nothing on but my Vols hat :dance2:singing Rocky Top.(i live in bama, im old,fat,and hard to look at)
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Drink at least 30 Natty Lights and do the first thing that came to mind.
 
#44
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rekinhavoc said:
I have a suggestion:


Four hours after the game go to an emergency room in Alabama and tell them you have an erection that has lasted more than four hours. When they ask did you take a Viagra say no the Tide just got their azz whooped by the Vols and walk out like a champ.
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Superb.
 
#45
#45
I'm, uh, well, eh. . . a bit more civilized in my celebration. I'd bust out the frozen elk or bison steaks to thaw in the fridge. Next day 'bout 3PM, get the grill fired up outside for grilling those steaks. If it's raining use the George Foreman electric grill instead. Have Shirley make her garlic flavored, rosemary and dill sprinkled mashed potatoes. For veggies add, brussel sprouts and baby broccoli. Served with Hangar 24 Orange Wheat beer. Desert will be some of that Tennessee Moonshine Cake I got 2 weeks ago refrigerated when I was at Market Square. Finally, sit back, grunt, burp, and watch the replay of the game that will surely be on one of the sports channel.
 
#47
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rekinhavoc said:
I have a suggestion:


Four hours after the game go to an emergency room in Alabama and tell them you have an erection that has lasted more than four hours. When they ask did you take a Viagra say no the Tide just got their azz whooped by the Vols and walk out like a champ.
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:eek:lol:

Awesome!
 
#50
#50
I have to be at work at 5 so if we win I'm leaving work early and getting s*** faced. Singing rocky top the whole time.
 
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