Whatever happened to the Round Mound of Touchdown?

[McCat]

Jared Lorenzen, dude, you could sling the ball, but start eatin' at Subway or something.

His bio at Northern Kentucky River Monsters says that he's 6-5 290, but I bet he's every bit of 350.

 

[volger]

Put on a red suit, and a white beard, you have Santa.

 

[wounded mullet]

Wow..
That's a rowdy crowd behind him, the local arts department was generous in loaning their lecture room for the game.

 

[Vol2424]

Wow..
That's a rowdy crowd behind him, the local arts department was generous in loaning their lecture room for the game.

Which one is Jared Lorenzen?

 

[GreveHaller]

Wow..
That's a rowdy crowd behind him, the local arts department was generous in loaning their lecture room for the game.

Thank God #70 was in the pic to make him look small(er)

 

[McCat]

70 is just a lard@$$ too. Wow.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

If you're playing in that league, then it's time hang it up.
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[McCat]

Reminds me of Elvis in his Graceland Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich days.

If you're playing in that league, then it's time hang it up.
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[GreveHaller]

In this league, moving to the Arena II league is a big step up

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[Coach Grizz]

Jared Lorenzen, dude, you could sling the ball, but start eatin' at Subway or something.

His bio at Northern Kentucky River Monsters says that he's 6-5 290, but I bet he's every bit of 350.

Probably somewhere knocking out a buffet right now.... Hehehehehe
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[s1216]

I thought one of the teams was "Florida Tampons". I immediately looked to see if Urban Meyer was the coach and when I did not see him then I notced it was Florida TARPONS.

 

[Coach Grizz]

I thought one of the teams was "Florida Tampons". I immediately looked to see if Urban Meyer was the coach and when I did not see him then I notced it was Florida TARPONS.

Nice!!!!!!!
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[BigPapaVol]

What does bypass surgery do for a brotha' career?
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[kdiddie]

Based on the title, I though this was about females after their freshman 15 lbs

 

[govols120]

Yeah...he's at least 310-320. Forgot how ridiculously huge he was at UK.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Yeah...he's at least 310-320. Forgot how ridiculously huge he was at UK.

And those were his skinny days.

 

[Gator H8R]

Jared Lorenzen, dude, you could sling the ball, but start eatin' at Subway or something.

His bio at Northern Kentucky River Monsters says that he's 6-5 290, but I bet he's every bit of 350.

Tree fiddy.

 

[Escape Goat]

Jared Lorenzen, dude, you could sling the ball, but start eatin' at Subway or something.

His bio at Northern Kentucky River Monsters says that he's 6-5 290, but I bet he's every bit of 350.

Looks like his belly button is a tumor.
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[BigSteve09]

is he playing in the lazy man league? look at those guys...

 

[CountVolcula]

Which one is Jared Lorenzen?

The one holding the Bomb Pop

 

[Brog]

What team had the huge punter?

 

['Boro-vol]

"The Pillsbury Throwboy" was always my favorite of his nicknames.

He was fun to watch. I remember our defense needing to gang tackle to get him down.
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['Boro-vol]

What team had the huge punter?

You mean Janikowski @ Florida State?
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[TheDeeble]

A big dude, but I was also impressed with how well he moved.

YouTube - ‪Jared Lorenzen Blocking Downfield‬‏

 

[NickZ4UT]

Wow..
That's a rowdy crowd behind him, the local arts department was generous in loaning their lecture room for the game.

The pilsbury throw boy!