What's your opening line to VolNation if you're Coach Zo.

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

We're a battered, defeated, slightly perplexed populace of fans right now. Our beloved and successful coach just got kicked out of the house and he left the place an utter mess.

Players may possibly be defecting, recruits are waffling, and many do not like the fact you were hired.

What do you say/do in the first week to wow the fan base, get the players on your side, calm the furor, and remain in control.

Let's be problem solvers here, people!

1. Get Scotty, Ware, and Jones on board. Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Sit down and shut up! Then some basketball stuff...

 

[zjcvols]

Always play the "fighter" angle. Works every time.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Sit down and shut up! Then some basketball stuff...

:lolabove:

It can only get worse from here.

 

[emainvol]

Steven Pearl can suck it
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[81Bubbavol]

Talk about your mama.

 

[CountVolcula]

"I dont like cookouts"

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Steven Pearl can suck it
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:lolabove:

You just won over 68% of the fans.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

2. Diamond is spelled with an A. Cuonzo is not.

 

[lylsmorr]

"Where all the white women at?"

 

[yont sum iss?]

Can you smell what The Zo is cookin?!

 

[GoTNvols13]

hahaahahahhaha

 

[VolFanInHawaii]

"i'm looking forward to the many traditions here at the university of tennessee..."

 

[jp1]

"Where all the white women at?"

Classic
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[XIVolNinjaIX]

"Where all the white women at?"

:lolabove: Ok.. That was funny. This hire is a FAIL though. I think a lot of people are in denial.

 

[jp1]

Can you smell what The Zo is cookin?!

Figured you wanted him to open with "yont sum iss".
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[Ravenheart]

"Where all the white women at?"

lol: lol: lol: lol:
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

3. "Ninjas are gay."

 

[OrangeHammer]

"I dont like cookouts"

Well played, but slightly racist :loco:

 

[LorettoVol]

"Where all the white women at?"

Can't beat a Blazing Saddles quote.
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[CountVolcula]

"no more artificial tanning spray"

 

[jp1]

"no more artificial tanning spray"

Very racist
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[mch317]

I'm a man. I'm 39. I beat cancer.

 

[VolGal423]

"Where all the white women at?"

lol:
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[yont sum iss?]

Figured you wanted him to open with "yont sum iss".
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I'd sue his ass.