What's your opening line to VolNation if you're Coach Zo.

[CountVolcula]

Well played, but slightly racist :loco:

They say never go full racist

 

[mtt2d]

:lolabove: Ok.. That was funny. This hire is a FAIL though. I think a lot of people are in denial.

+1

 

[lylsmorr]

Can't beat a Blazing Saddles quote.
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Amen.

 

[Ravenheart]

Can you smell what The Zo is cookin?!

Fixin' to layeth the smackethdown on Calipari's, Donovan's, and Stallings's candy @$$es...
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[Manvol]

Steven Pearl can suck it
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Ok I seriously laughed out loud...epic.
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[XIVolNinjaIX]

3. "Ninjas are gay."

Way to start bashing ninjas bro. Slightly racist since they are black.

 

[Oldblood]

It's always darkest before it goes pitch black.

 

[Mattlock]

From what I've seen of him so far, he's gonna say exactly what he thinks, then go to work. He's dealt with more adversity than a troubled fan base in his life. Bring it, Coach!

 

[kdiddie]

Get that woman's name off MY basketball court...

 

[Spartacavolus]

I'm going to completely rearrange TBA seating and it's in my contract to do so.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Way to start bashing ninjas bro. Slightly racist since they are black.

Awesome. :lolabove:

I have never laughed more at a thread. You people are bringing it!

 

[BubbaDoc]

"Where all the white women at?"

CLASSIC :clapping:

But reallly, he will admit that he has bitten off more than he can chew and ask us to give him a chance like we did Dooley. Then he will go out and kick some wildcat a$$.

 

[volfanjo]

"i'm looking forward to the many traditions here at the university of tennessee..."

I see what you did there.

 

[Brianchevy]

I'm going to rent instead of buy my house so when you run MH and me off it won't cost me so much.

 

[VolStudent247]

They say never go full racist

You did not just throw out an adjusted tropic thunder reference

 

[smokeybone21]

"and i cant wait to sing rocky top all night long after we beat florida"

 

[VolStudent247]

Get that woman's name off MY basketball court...

I would give $$ to UT bball for the rest of my life if he said that.

 

[emainvol]

Get that woman's name off MY basketball court...

Yes!
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[ejvols4]

"i'm looking forward to the many traditions here at the university of tennessee..."

Underrated post.

 

[rockydoc]

We will sing "Rocky Top" all night long after we beat Kentucky!!

 

[volfanjo]

I just pray there is some reference to britches.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I just pray there is some reference to britches.

Racist IMO.... Ooooooohhhh, wait. You said "britches".

 

[mtt2d]

We will sing "Rocky Top" all night long after we beat Kentucky!!

Or pray all night long before we play UK. Either would be fine with me.

 

[lylsmorr]

:lolabove: Ok.. That was funny. This hire is a FAIL though. I think a lot of people are in denial.

Good call. In his first year, he's landed a 5 star recruit and beaten Florida.

 

[Boca Vol]

And lost to Austin Peay and Oakland but it is his first year and even Pearl lost to Oakland at home last year.

I think Martin will work out OK especially after these 3 opening SEC games. Doesn't get much tougher than UF, Miss St., and UK. After that he'll see the pieces he needs to compete night in and out in this league and go recruit them. Getting Stokes certainly helps.