I'm not goin to take the time to read this, because I'm 99 percent sure everyone has already cast their vote for me.
But I will go ahead and make my acceptance speech:
First off I'd like to think my homie JC for always keeping it real. I'd like to think my wife for putting up with my volnation addiction. I'd like to think freak for making this all possible, and most of all the OP. Without you OP, no one would have ever recognized my greatness with its own thread, as it deserves.