Who is the biggest goofus of these 3 coaches?

[BigOrangeTrain]

Standing in business is dumber than brick by brick or 5* hearts. I think Butch was a better coach than Beamer or Dorkowitz. Dorkowitz wins this battle for me.

 

[Winchester73]

 

[Jackcrevol]

1. Shane Beamer, Eli Drinkwitz, Butch Jones. Hard choice, can't stand the first two, but I despise Butchy Boy!! Thoughts?

yes

 

[Elhanan]

Butch is going to be hard to beat on this list no matter the competition.

 

[DaddyChad]

Define goofass. Bc those three range wide on the goof ratio and the ass ratio.

As far as our goofometer we have:
Drink>Beamer>Butch

On the assometer we have:
Butch>Drink>Beamer

So I think by this measure we can safely assume Drink is the biggest goofass out of the three. Most likely to dry hump an assistant coach as well.

 

[DonDiego]

I'm going with a three way tie

 

[GulfCoasterVol]

Drink couldn’t handle spurriers jock strap. He is a classless jerk.

But he...uh... Stands on Business !!! Haaa !

 

[lastlapuncle]

Whoever tried to rate Drinky to the ole ball coach has less knowledge about football than Butch's motar for his brick by brick execution wall.

 

[VolTull]

Dooley, Doug.

 

[508mikey]

in basketball #1 jerk clown is Nate Oats

 

[JAL]

Definitely Beamer!

 

[Carl Pickens]

They’re all goofy in different ways. Beamer is a freaking cartoonish clown, Butch grates on you with all of his stupid phrases and Drinkwitz is a bitch.
Of the three I’d say Beamer is the biggest goof, Butch the most annoying and Drinkwitz is just a bitch

 

[Volfan1000]

1. Shane Beamer, Eli Drinkwitz, Butch Jones. Hard choice, can't stand the first two, but I despise Butchy Boy!! Thoughts?

CBJ was obnoxious,

 

[DarkVolder]

We have a better quarterback and 2023 is a much different season. Milton doesn’t miss the tight end wide open in the end zone at Alabama and that game was ours, I feel strongly about it. Sad thing is, probably one of Milton’s best games. Squirrels catch was ridiculous.

We really should’ve been up 28-7 or 24-7 on Bama at halftime and then we win that game.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Drinkwitz reminds me of Steve Spurrier. Both are an @ss, but they are very good coaches!

Um no. We’ll see how they do without baker this year.

 

[508mikey]

Beldar was the worst Vols coach ever

 

[ENGRVOL]

Calling Butch a goofus is offensive to goofuses everywhere.

 

[GetYouSomeofThat]

Drinkwitz reminds me of Steve Spurrier. Both are an @ss, but they are very good coaches!

You cant be serious

 

[Tin Man]

Beamer is a butthole. Drinkwitz is a dandylion. Butch is pitiably out of his depth as a football coach. He should be a PE instructor at a small town public high school.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Beamer hands down

 

[midnight orange]

If Drinkowitz was heckling UT players at the game that is next level douchbaggery and puts him in his own category. Butch and Beamer have more class than that.

 

[Post4Vols]

I will go with the one that boils my blood the most.

Drinkwitz

 

[VAVol85]

Drinkwitz is a pretentious clown
Butch is a clown
Beamer is just a little odd

 

[brentcontractor]

Drinkwitz is like your little brother. You constantly beat him over the years and never say anything. He beats you once and he is all up in your face. Same with Beamer. Both low class. I understand fans and players rubbing it in. Leadership in any organization doing that looks bad. Vanderbilt fans are the same way.

 

[TAF]

These Two Shane Beamer, Eli Drinkwitz whooped Tennessee's AZZ...

THIS one...Butch Jones lost to Dooley.