Who is the NEW Rod Wilks???

#51
#51
I think the jokes at the end are the most funny ones!
http://tennesseevols.wikia.com/wiki/Rod_Wilks
 
#58
#58
The Rod Wilks jokes need to go away and no one needs to take his place. Sorry...they just aren't funny and I bet if you took a vote the vast majority of posters would agree.
 
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FBtime said:
The Rod Wilks jokes need to go away and no one needs to take his place. Sorry...they just aren't funny and I bet if you took a vote the vast majority of posters would agree.
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Disagree.. He is our Big Foot or Lock Ness Monster and he is real.
 
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Rod Wilks at one time was the pride of Smyrna, Tennessee high school football. Lo how the mighty have fallen!!! LOL
 
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I feel like to become a VN legend like Rod Wilks, there should be a certain criteria one must meet.

1. Resided and played high school football in the great state of Tennessee.
2.Not be a highly sought after prospect.

I nominate DeKalb County's very own Will Molander.
 
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vol'96 said:
Yes oh yes he will live on just like CN. The real question is who is the next VFL TO FILL RW shoes?
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Hopefully, no one for a long, long time. Not because Rod wasn't a VFL - he is - but because the role RW served on VN was to be a light in dark times and those dark times are thankfully coming to an end soon, imo. Rod Wilks became not just a player but our mascot (for lack of a better term, he was the guy who made us smile like a kid getting a hug from Smokey) - a way of easing a painful era and I think that era is over.

Long Live Rod Wilks! A true Vol hero. :rock:
 
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UTProf said:
Hopefully, no one for a long, long time. Not because Rod wasn't a VFL - he is - but because the role RW served on VN was to be a light in dark times and those dark times are thankfully coming to an end soon, imo. Rod Wilks became not just a player but our mascot (for lack of a better term, he was the guy who made us smile like a kid getting a hug from Smokey) - a way of easing a painful era and I think that era is over.

Long Live Rod Wilks! A true Vol hero. :rock:
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I can dig it!
 
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FBtime said:
The Rod Wilks jokes need to go away and no one needs to take his place. Sorry...they just aren't funny and I bet if you took a vote the vast majority of posters would agree.
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So none of these are even remotely funny:

Rod Wilks doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Rod Wilks made a burrito so hot God couldn't eat it.
Pilots have done away with the term "turbulence". from now on, they are to say, "We are experiencing a bit of Rod Wilks right now".
Rod Wilks owns a Unicorn breeding farm.
Rod Wilks is listed on the Tennessee Football roster as a "Designated Hitter".
In a fight between Kimbo Slice and Mike Tyson. Rod Wilks would win.
Rod Wilks once won the Daytona 500......on horseback.
Rod Wilks can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rod's schedule goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Rod Wilks.
When questioned about the Vegas shooting incident, Pacman Jones said he was just giving dollars "making it Rod Wilks."
It is in the NCAA Football rules that if Rod Wilks is on the defensive side of the ball then only 3 down linemen and a line backer are allowed to be on the field with him.
Rod once broke the land speed record on a bicycle with no chain and no back tire.
Rod Wilks is the only man to shoot a hole in one during a football game.
Word going around that the bright 'meteor' in the sky that was supposodely seen in Texas the other day, actually turned out to just be Rod Wilks running the 40
Thor's hammer is on loan...from Rod Wilks.
 
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UTProf said:
Hopefully, no one for a long, long time. Not because Rod wasn't a VFL - he is - but because the role RW served on VN was to be a light in dark times and those dark times are thankfully coming to an end soon, imo. Rod Wilks became not just a player but our mascot (for lack of a better term, he was the guy who made us smile like a kid getting a hug from Smokey) - a way of easing a painful era and I think that era is over.

Long Live Rod Wilks! A true Vol hero. :rock:
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