Max Wittig from uscW.
No wait Dylan Thompson, USCe, earns enough credits to graduate, so he is an immediate transfer to UT. Worley gets pizzed and as a graduate immediately transfers to USCe in his home state ... Both teams go 11-1 and they lived happily every after!
*** Note: No Visors were damaged during this prisoner exchange but the stress led the Ole Ball Coach to get arrested at the local Piggly Wiggly for trying to shoplift crab legs in his underwear. ***