*****Why I hate the Alabama Crimson Tide

[sona]

It's not the players so much or even the coaches. It's their relentlessly stupid fans. Amazing football team? Absolutely true. Horrible bandwagon fans? Also true.

Respect the fans that went to bama, or were born there / live there and have some degree of perspective. Cannot stand the ones that climbed aboard during the Saban era and/or have zero connection to the state or program. They are without fail the most obnoxious ones you will encounter.

 

[TNESSEE77]

I live near that place you speak of!!!..so many bandwagon fans in TN..Disgraceful they pull for them and not there home state..many times I wish I was in east TN to get away from it...There time is coming. Satan cannot coach forever and when he retires they'll be hire a guy like Botch!!!!..then the decade of dominance will reset!!!@

 

[TNESSEE77]

I know a former BAMA player and he even says the players on the team don't like most there fans.Truth!!!! they call them sidewalk fans. meaning they're so stupid they'd lay in the mud and let players walk on there backs instead of in the mud.

 

[TrentVol]

I know a former BAMA player and he even says the players on the team don't like most there fans.Truth!!!! they call them sidewalk fans. meaning they're so stupid they'd lay in the mud and let players walk on there backs instead of in the mud.

I believe it. They treat saban like he is The Pope of all Gumps

 

[malinoisvol]

BUMP!

TSIO

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

No matter what happens this weekend they can never take this away from us

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

Oh

And Phillip Doyle can eat a bag of d***s

 

[malinoisvol]

"For me, this week is HIGH HOLY WEEK and the Saturday of the Tennessee-Alabama game is the HIGHEST of my HIGH HOLY DAYS. It is bigger than my birthday, the 4th of July, or all of the Federal Holidays that I get all combined. It is the one day of the year that I literally think about every single day the other 364. Not a single solitary day goes by that I don’t somehow, some way think about the Tennessee-Alabama game. "

 

[Elhanan]

I’ll always hate those meth addicts in Gainesville more but for this week I’m in.

Buck Fama!

I just hope we play dirty all game. Harvest a few ACLs and target every starter.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[vols72]

I debated not posting it this year.

I know that we suck. I know what the line is. I know that we're probably going to lose Saturday.

But all that just makes me hate them even more.


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Never ever debate Wether or not to post it. They suck I feaking hate Bama I hate Bama and in case I didn't say it I freaking hate bama

 

[ALLVOL 4LIFE]

I’ll always hate those meth addicts in Gainesville more but for this week I’m in.

Buck Fama!

I just hope we play dirty all game. Harvest a few ACLs and target every starter.

And I thought I could be cruel! Did you just watch The Joker?

 

[ALLVOL 4LIFE]

And I thought I could be cruel! Did you just watch The Joker?

But what the hell! I’m in and I have eligibility left! Put me in coach! I can get nasty with the best

 

[Crimson Empire]

I debated not posting it this year.

I know that we suck. I know what the line is. I know that we're probably going to lose Saturday.

But all that just makes me hate them even more.


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Awesome! Your hate makes my day!!!

 

[82_VOL_83]

I don't.

 

[ultimateUT]

Well we are in the top 100 now! I will say we could beat 35 to 50 of those teams... thoughts? Yeah I just thread jacked hate me

 

[Orangeslice13]

Awesome! Your hate makes my day!!!

That’s because your life sucks. You had to attach yourself to something positive to avoid overwhelming depression that should have rightfully ended in you killing yourself. So you went to Walmart and bought a Bama shirt.
Congratulations on all that success

 

[Other_Guy]

I live in the state. Need I say more?

 

[TNDeb3]

I bleed orange. And with that comes hatred for all things bammer.

GBO!!

 

[MadWorld]

That’s because your life sucks. You had to attach yourself to something positive to avoid overwhelming depression that should have rightfully ended in you killing yourself. So you went to Walmart and bought a Bama shirt.
Congratulations on all that success

Recent description of "Crimsom Empire" aka Jussie Smollett's favorite poster.

He owns 14 t-shirts, thirteen of which have to do with Alabama football. Ten of those t-shirts list the number of mythical national titles his favorite team has "won".

The most important aspect of his life is that EVERYONE must know that Alabama is his favorite team at every moment of his life. He thinks about Bama football than he thinks of sex. How do I proclaim my fandom to the world? he always ponders. His truck, his trailer, his clothes, his pets, his tattoos, his parole papers - all of them must include a reference to his Bama fandom

 

[Chilmonty]

I still Hate Florida More!!!

 

[warhammer]

That is so awesome, and a brilliant summary of what every Vol fan should feel toward our genetic diversity challenged neighbors to the south (and east and west and north for the bandwagoneers). Someone has to know who wrote this. I'd love to see an update.

 

[GrizzlyVol]

 

[TUSKtimes]

I debated not posting it this year.

I know that we suck. I know what the line is. I know that we're probably going to lose Saturday.

But all that just makes me hate them even more.


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[kcvols1]

I debated not posting it this year.

I know that we suck. I know what the line is. I know that we're probably going to lose Saturday.

But all that just makes me hate them even more.


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Preach, brother!