Win oir Lose your state still sucks

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Here's the fact for all the Bama fans on the board: Win or Lose you still live in a **** whole and root for a team named after a **** hole state.

How you know your state truly sucks ass? Here's 3 quick ones.

Reason Number 1: You don't have a single Professional team in your state. Not a football team like the Titans, not a Baseball team like the Braves, and hell you can't even get a Hockey Team. I mean even Oklahoma has one an NBA Team.


Reason Number Two: You know you are a real **** state when people actually drive through and pass your beaches to get to Florida. I see your signs for Orange beach all the time as my family passes by your crap hole on the way to Destin. Be honest people, a lot of you do too.

Reason Number Three: There are only 4 states with a higher percentage of fat asses. The reason Freak really moved the Women of threads to the pub is because he knew Bama week was coming and all the pics of your fat ass, no teeth, Honey Boo Boo trailer trash women were just too damn scary for the main forum. Kids go blind with that stuff.

So whether we win this game or not you still suck. You will always suck. Your are the arm pit of America. You know it. We know it. The entire country knows it.

Buck Fama!
 
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I live here...

Reason 1 is irrelevant. Atlanta is only two hours away and we enjoy every sports team they have. My buddy that is an Aubie has a luxury suite for Falcons games that cost me Zero!

Reason 2. Orange Beach is one of the most pristine beaches in this country. I wake up at 7AM and hit the beach at my condo NLT 10:30 most every weekend. If you want a crowded beach full of Northerners then Destin is the place for you.

Reason 3. Agree.

Conclusion: As a Vol fan to the core you are pretty stupid.
 
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PrattvilleVol said:
I live here...

Reason 1 is irrelevant. Atlanta is only two hours away and we enjoy every sports team they have. My buddy that is an Aubie has a luxury suite for Falcons games that cost me Zero!

Reason 2. Orange Beach is one of the most pristine beaches in this country. I wake up at 7AM and hit the beach at my condo NLT 10:30 most every weekend. If you want a crowded beach full of Northerners then Destin is the place for you.

Reason 3. Agree.

Conclusion: As a Vol fan to the core you are pretty stupid.
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Gulf Shores/Orange Beach is beautiful and I love going there...Still hate Bama though! :)
 
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PrattvilleVol said:
I hate BAMA as much as anyone Patty. The redneckary here is nauseating but this guy is firing empty shots at this point.
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We always go for 2 weeks at a time and stay at Phoenix All-Suites. We didn't make the trip this year and now I wish we had. I love it there! Don't let his opinion bother you..where you live is gorgeous!
 
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Someone doesn't believe in sports superstition. I do. So, personally wish you hadn't posted this crap. 3 reasons why this was an unnecessary post:

1. Bad karma/mojo/jinx/superstition.

2. Misspelled 'or'.

3. Until the mid '90's, we didn't have any pro sports teams either.

Painful.
 
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Just because you hate a team doesn't mean you have to despise the state they are located in.

I always wanted to go to Boston. I absolutely hate the Patriots but I would go anyway just because I have heard from several people that its a nice town to visit in the summertime.
 
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You'll get more responses if you post this on a Bama site, OP.
You're preaching to the converted here.
 
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Cam Newton says different when you say Bama doesn't have a pro team. He made more a year at the Barn than he does with the Panthers.
 
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NEOCON said:
Here's the fact for all the Bama fans on the board: Win or Lose you still live in a **** whole and root for a team named after a **** hole state.

How you know your state truly sucks ass? Here's 3 quick ones.

Reason Number 1: You don't have a single Professional team in your state. Not a football team like the Titans, not a Baseball team like the Braves, and hell you can't even get a Hockey Team. I mean even Oklahoma has one an NBA Team.


Reason Number Two: You know you are a real **** state when people actually drive through and pass your beaches to get to Florida. I see your signs for Orange beach all the time as my family passes by your crap hole on the way to Destin. Be honest people, a lot of you do too.

Reason Number Three: There are only 4 states with a higher percentage of fat asses. The reason Freak really moved the Women of threads to the pub is because he knew Bama week was coming and all the pics of your fat ass, no teeth, Honey Boo Boo trailer trash women were just too damn scary for the main forum. Kids go blind with that stuff.

So whether we win this game or not you still suck. You will always suck. Your are the arm pit of America. You know it. We know it. The entire country knows it.

Buck Fama!
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Your argument is that Georgia has a baseball team. (I hope you know Atlanta is not in tennessee.) To support your argument, maybe concentrate on what Tennessee has.
 
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Panama City is way better than orange beach. Orange beach is for old retired folks lol. I agree with everything you said except that Alabama is not the arm pit of America it's the ass h*** of America, and that the Titans aren't a pro team, they are playing like a b.s. high school team right now with one of the best defensive coordinators ever. And this is coming from a huge Titans fan!!
 
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