Win oir Lose your state still sucks

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#26
Seagrove beach is my favorite... There is always some MILF's from Alabama on a girls weekend that are always ready to go...
 
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NEOCON said:
Reason Number 1: You don't have a single Professional team in your state. Not a football team like the Titans, not a Baseball team like the Braves, and hell you can't even get a Hockey Team. I mean even Oklahoma has one an NBA Team.
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The payroll offices at Auburn and Alabama beg to differ with you.
 
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Orange to the Bay said:
Someone doesn't believe in sports superstition. I do. So, personally wish you hadn't posted this crap. 3 reasons why this was an unnecessary post:

1. Bad karma/mojo/jinx/superstition.

2. Misspelled 'or'.

3. Until the mid '90's, we didn't have any pro sports teams either.

Painful.
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Hey don't forget the memphis show boats of the usfl, they were kinda pro. Yeah you're right we had nothing until the 90's. Alabubba still sux! Go Big Orange!
 
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NEOCON said:
Here's the fact for all the Bama fans on the board: Win or Lose you still live in a **** whole and root for a team named after a **** hole state.

How you know your state truly sucks ass? Here's 3 quick ones.

Reason Number 1: You don't have a single Professional team in your state. Not a football team like the Titans, not a Baseball team like the Braves, and hell you can't even get a Hockey Team. I mean even Oklahoma has one an NBA Team.


Reason Number Two: You know you are a real **** state when people actually drive through and pass your beaches to get to Florida. I see your signs for Orange beach all the time as my family passes by your crap hole on the way to Destin. Be honest people, a lot of you do too.

Reason Number Three: There are only 4 states with a higher percentage of fat asses. The reason Freak really moved the Women of threads to the pub is because he knew Bama week was coming and all the pics of your fat ass, no teeth, Honey Boo Boo trailer trash women were just too damn scary for the main forum. Kids go blind with that stuff.

So whether we win this game or not you still suck. You will always suck. Your are the arm pit of America. You know it. We know it. The entire country knows it.

Buck Fama!
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This has to be one of the greatest posts ever:eek:lol:
 
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PrattvilleVol said:
I live here...

Reason 1 is irrelevant. Atlanta is only two hours away and we enjoy every sports team they have. My buddy that is an Aubie has a luxury suite for Falcons games that cost me Zero!

Reason 2. Orange Beach is one of the most pristine beaches in this country. I wake up at 7AM and hit the beach at my condo NLT 10:30 most every weekend. If you want a crowded beach full of Northerners then Destin is the place for you.

Reason 3. Agree.

Conclusion: As a Vol fan to the core you are pretty stupid.
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Closet Bama fan?
 
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I hate Alabama Football and their jack wagon fans, but am happy living here. The Gulf Coast is beautiful. Please keep going to Destin so it's not so crowded when I go to Orange Beach or Gulf Shores.
 
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NEOCON said:
Here's the fact for all the Bama fans on the board: Win or Lose you still live in a **** whole and root for a team named after a **** hole state.

How you know your state truly sucks ass? Here's 3 quick ones.

Reason Number 1: You don't have a single Professional team in your state. Not a football team like the Titans, not a Baseball team like the Braves, and hell you can't even get a Hockey Team. I mean even Oklahoma has one an NBA Team.


Reason Number Two: You know you are a real **** state when people actually drive through and pass your beaches to get to Florida. I see your signs for Orange beach all the time as my family passes by your crap hole on the way to Destin. Be honest people, a lot of you do too.

Reason Number Three: There are only 4 states with a higher percentage of fat asses. The reason Freak really moved the Women of threads to the pub is because he knew Bama week was coming and all the pics of your fat ass, no teeth, Honey Boo Boo trailer trash women were just too damn scary for the main forum. Kids go blind with that stuff.

So whether we win this game or not you still suck. You will always suck. Your are the arm pit of America. You know it. We know it. The entire country knows it.

Buck Fama!
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Didn't know Harry Reid was a VOLS fan.
 
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PrattvilleVol said:
I live here...

Reason 1 is irrelevant. Atlanta is only two hours away and we enjoy every sports team they have. My buddy that is an Aubie has a luxury suite for Falcons games that cost me Zero!

Reason 2. Orange Beach is one of the most pristine beaches in this country. I wake up at 7AM and hit the beach at my condo NLT 10:30 most every weekend. If you want a crowded beach full of Northerners then Destin is the place for you.

Reason 3. Agree.

Conclusion: As a Vol fan to the core you are pretty stupid.
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#2 is absolutely spot on.
 
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NEOCON said:
Here's the fact for all the Bama fans on the board: Win or Lose you still live in a **** whole and root for a team named after a **** hole state.

How you know your state truly sucks ass? Here's 3 quick ones.

Reason Number 1: You don't have a single Professional team in your state. Not a football team like the Titans, not a Baseball team like the Braves, and hell you can't even get a Hockey Team. I mean even Oklahoma has one an NBA Team.


Reason Number Two: You know you are a real **** state when people actually drive through and pass your beaches to get to Florida. I see your signs for Orange beach all the time as my family passes by your crap hole on the way to Destin. Be honest people, a lot of you do too.

Reason Number Three: There are only 4 states with a higher percentage of fat asses. The reason Freak really moved the Women of threads to the pub is because he knew Bama week was coming and all the pics of your fat ass, no teeth, Honey Boo Boo trailer trash women were just too damn scary for the main forum. Kids go blind with that stuff.

So whether we win this game or not you still suck. You will always suck. Your are the arm pit of America. You know it. We know it. The entire country knows it.

Buck Fama!
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good stay out..
 
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Spartacavolus said:
I think Alabama has more cities named after diseases than any other state. Cholera. Chymera. Montgomery. The list goes on.
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Arky is a close 2nd when it comes to less than desirable names for towns. We have Bald Knob, Smackover, and Dumas among others.........:ermm:
 
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They have an awesome beach in the state though and great fishing. Sorry, i love gulf shores. Go there twice a year. BUT OTHER THAN THAT there state sucks.
 
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When I was younger, I felt like the OP's post. But a few yrs back, my car broke down in Tuscaloosa. I started fussin and cussin about this hole of a place where I was. Then fine decent folks appeared to help me, I felt a bit ashamed of how I had been acting, and was a little bit wiser after the experience. :question:
 
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NEOCON said:
Reason Number Three: There are only 4 states with a higher percentage of fat asses. The reason Freak really moved the Women of threads to the pub is because he knew Bama week was coming and all the pics of your fat ass, no teeth, Honey Boo Boo trailer trash women were just too damn scary for the main forum. Kids go blind with that stuff.
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:lolabove:
 
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PrattvilleVol said:
I live here...

Reason 1 is irrelevant. Atlanta is only two hours away and we enjoy every sports team they have. My buddy that is an Aubie has a luxury suite for Falcons games that cost me Zero!

Reason 2. Orange Beach is one of the most pristine beaches in this country. I wake up at 7AM and hit the beach at my condo NLT 10:30 most every weekend. If you want a crowded beach full of Northerners then Destin is the place for you.

Reason 3. Agree.

Conclusion: As a Vol fan to the core you are pretty stupid.
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The reason orange beach is so pristine is because no one goes there.
 
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Really? Somebody comes on to bust out the state that houses this weekend's competitor and our rival for decades and we have a bunch of Vols defending it. I wish I had a nickel every time I was in a large group approaching the 3rd week in October chanting at the top of our lungs "WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WHOLE STATE OF ALABAMA!!!" Isn't that all the OP is starting? Screw Alabama and their beaches. Today we go to war with these guys and I can guarantee you their fans aren't talking about how great the mountains are in Tennessee or how much fun Dollywood is. Grab a beer and put your game faces on boys. If you want to talk about beaches, go leave a review on Travelocity.
 
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