You Know You're Getting Old When...

#326
#326
Weezer said:
The subject is the history of smartassery in the Zone and how it applies to Behr, who stands accused of "being mean". The argument is Behr is not mean, just a zoner, so the accuser needs to grow thicker skin. What say you?
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Tin Man says I'm mean and wishes me dead. Juanita says I'm mean and mocks my dead dog. They ain't seen me mean yet.

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#327
#327
Weezer said:
The subject is the history of smartassery in the Zone and how it applies to Behr, who stands accused of "being mean". The argument is Behr is not mean, just a zoner, so the accuser needs to grow thicker skin. What say you?
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I say innocent by reason of stoopit. This is clearly a case of assery. Smartassery without the "smart" part.
 
#331
#331
You know you're getting old when you can't navigate the track at the new car wash. Dude was giving me all kinds of left/right hand signals and had me back up twice. 3 cars in line behind me. Finally, I told the guy: Then, you do it! He said: I would just to get you out of the way, but our insurance prohibits it. Finally got it. I cussed a little. Actually, I cussed a lot.
 
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#332
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Juanita said:
You know you're getting old when you can't navigate the track at the new car wash. Dude was giving me all kinds of left/right hand signals and had me back up twice. 3 cars in line behind me. Finally, I told the guy: Then, you do it! He said: I would just to get you out of the way, but our insurance prohibits it. Finally got it. I cussed a little. Actually, I cussed a lot.
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That’s the way I feel when I have to get an oil change, I always see this happening
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Then I say screw it
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Juanita said:
You know you're getting old when you can't navigate the track at the new car wash. Dude was giving me all kinds of left/right hand signals and had me back up twice. 3 cars in line behind me. Finally, I told the guy: Then, you do it! He said: I would just to get you out of the way, but our insurance prohibits it. Finally got it. I cussed a little. Actually, I cussed a lot.
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I have a real problem with car washes.....especially pulling your car up in between those rails, I have scraped my wheels because of those rails and now I have found one
where there are no rails, just a lazer wash and I like that one.
 
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This is one on my mom. She'll be 88 next month, so she definitely qualifies as old. Do NOT tell her I said that. She and her husband went to one of those free dinner/listen to the spiel things at Carnegie Hotel in JC last night. She said that the meal was nice, but the topics on the agenda were: facelifts, incontinence, sexual dysfunction. I said: You'd already eaten, why didn't you just get up and leave? She said: I was afraid that if we didn't stay, they'd take us to the Med Center to have our stomachs pumped!
 
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Juanita said:
This is one on my mom. She'll be 88 next month, so she definitely qualifies as old. Do NOT tell her I said that. She and her husband went to one of those free dinner/listen to the spiel things at Carnegie Hotel in JC last night. She said that the meal was nice, but the topics were on the agenda were: facelifts, incontinence, sexual dysfunction. I said: You'd already eaten, why didn't you just get up and leave? She said: I was afraid that if we didn't stay, they'd take us to the Med Center to have our stomachs pumped!
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lol :eek:
 
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Juanita said:
This is one on my mom. She'll be 88 next month, so she definitely qualifies as old. Do NOT tell her I said that. She and her husband went to one of those free dinner/listen to the spiel things at Carnegie Hotel in JC last night. She said that the meal was nice, but the topics were on the agenda were: facelifts, incontinence, sexual dysfunction. I said: You'd already eaten, why didn't you just get up and leave? She said: I was afraid that if we didn't stay, they'd take us to the Med Center to have our stomachs pumped!
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#349
You know you're older than dirt when you look and smell like Tin Cup.
 
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