Your Wife

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#103
It never fails if I'm freezing she thinks it's just right. This time of the year we nearly kill each other over the thermostat.
 
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Carl Pickens said:
Mine has a killer body and is a sexually deviant nymphomanic..... She can cook too
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hmanvolfan said:
Or he's lying his ass off. :haha_oh:
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On the other hand, he could be truthful but misleading.

Like, say, what if "killer body" means it would kill you if it sat on you? And what if "sexually deviant" was, say, coprophagic? And the cooking -- well hell, I ain't eating that ****.
 
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pismonque said:
On the other hand, he could be truthful but misleading.

Like, say, what if "killer body" means it would kill you if it sat on you? And what if "sexually deviant" was, say, coprophagic? And the cooking -- well hell, I ain't eating that ****.
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May I call you 'Piss Monkey'?
 
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apevol said:
May I call you 'Piss Monkey'?
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Sure, but I'm still not getting in the car.



Edit: Wait... I think I drifted back over to the skasper road trip thread in the football forum there for a minute.

Edit: And now I've gone back in time....
 
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#120
pismonque said:
Sure, but I'm still not getting in the car.



Edit: Wait... I think I drifted back over to the skasper road trip thread in the football forum there for a minute.

Edit: And now I've gone back in time....
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Either you're on way better drugs than I am, or the drugs I am on are preventing me from remembering something that you do remember.
 
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apevol said:
Either you're on way better drugs than I am, or the drugs I am on are preventing me from remembering something that you do remember.
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lol No, the "back in time" was referring to the accidental re-post when I tried to edit.

Funny, it made sense to me when I wrote it (with some influence of scotch and lack of sleep) but I don't really get that joke now either.
 
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