LOL...no he doesn't..."he wears his combat pants...with a holster for his machine guns and knives".
Its funny you say that...my boss today for some reason, came across a bunch of chuck norris jokes. Some of them are pretty funny!
Examples:
CN doesn't sleep...he waits!
CN doesn't go hunting..he goes killing! Hunting presumes a chance of failure.
and so on and so on...the list goes on.
Yes...im rambling!
I bet you're the kinda guy that cracks up at his own jokes, still think Ace Ventura references (i.e. butt talking) are hilarious, and recently bought a Fedora hat because Fedora hats "seem to be trendy right now" when that fad actually phased itself out 5 years ago and was never really cool to begin with.
I bet that's the kinda guy you are. Kinda like Andre from The League.