Zombie Jesus

[Sabanocchio]

What do some of you think about this? I thought it would be a hot-button topic. Is it blasphemous? Is it humorous?

 

[Burhead]

I'm a Christian but I find it funny.

 

[The Frozen Shield]

humorously blasphemous

 

[Sabanocchio]

The third one I do not like. It seems intended to personally incite. The others though I find hilarious.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

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[arTfuldodger]

Just not sure why? Of all the things to make a joke about, why this? Blasphemy, sab to answer your Q.
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[OrangeEmpire]

I am as bible thumper as you get, I could care less...........

I love freedom too much to care!

 

[chavisut]

Reported for offensive pictures.

 

[volger]

Sorry Sab.....

 

[volger]

But on a better note....

 

[lumberjack4]

I find this stuff humorous.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Considering no one really knows what Jesus looked like, I find it funny everyone seems to think he's some long haired hippy.

 

[Brog]

Considering no one really knows what Jesus looked like, I find it funny everyone seems to think he's some long haired hippy.

Jesus came back in 1945 as Doug Clifford just to have the awesome band CCR.

 

[Crew]

Winner.

 

[orangeblooded2]

I just had this flash of my judgement day and this scene of me reading this post flashed and was told ..."and you said nothing". So for want of tripping all over my self later stumbling for the words that won't come for\as an answer I post....:no:

 

[gsvol]

Sorry Sab.....

Reminds me of the '60s era bumper sticker:

JESUS IS COMING

and boy is he POed.

Considering no one really knows what Jesus looked like, I find it funny everyone seems to think he's some long haired hippy.

Actually a Roman historian did describe his physical appearance.

That reminds me of a story about a family going to Easter services once and they passed a hitch hiking hippy and their little girl wanted to know why they didn't stop for Jesus, so the dad turned around and went back a gave the hippy a ride.

 

[IPorange]

Don't Catholics believe they are literally eating and drinking the flesh and blood of Christ at communion? Zombies.

 

[Slydell]

Reminds me of the '60s era bumper sticker:

JESUS IS COMING

and boy is he POed.






Actually a Roman historian did describe his physical appearance.

That reminds me of a story about a family going to Easter services once and they passed a hitch hiking hippy and their little girl wanted to know why they didn't stop for Jesus, so the dad turned around and went back a gave the hippy a ride.

Now, that would be something to read. I haven't found it anywhere but a famous Roman historian, Cornelius Tacitus ,describes Christianity as a pernicious superstition. Perhaps, the same historian? Don't know.

 

[Sabanocchio]

Reminds me of the '60s era bumper sticker:

JESUS IS COMING

and boy is he POed.






Actually a Roman historian did describe his physical appearance.

That reminds me of a story about a family going to Easter services once and they passed a hitch hiking hippy and their little girl wanted to know why they didn't stop for Jesus, so the dad turned around and went back a gave the hippy a ride.

Pontius Pilate was hardly a Roman historian, but a description exists.

 

[Sabanocchio]

Now, that would be something to read. I haven't found it anywhere but a famous Roman historian, Cornelius Tacitus ,describes Christianity as a pernicious superstition. Perhaps, the same historian? Don't know.

There was a letter to Caeser from Pontius Pilate describing Jesus. I'll see if I can find it.

 

[IPorange]

The only thing consistent about the alleged descriptions of Jesus (surely at least some of them are fake, since they are conflicting) is that he was tall and had long hair and a beard.

 

[Slydell]

There was a letter to Caeser from Pontius Pilate describing Jesus. I'll see if I can find it.

Thanks. I've missed it somehow. It would be interesting to me. Appreciate it Sab.

 

[Brog]

is that he was tall and had long hair and a bear.

 

[Sabanocchio]

Here it is:

One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions!

Physical Description of Jesus

 

[IPorange]

I forgot the D on beard. Hilarity ensued.