ZOOtopia now welcoming famiy values

No but soon!!!

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Zoo approved.
 
My buddy has a nice historic 3 story house but it backs up towards the edge of the bad part of town. I always worry about him during holidays cause we've been over there and all you here until the wee hours is rounds popping off. I asked him if his insurance company offered a rider policy for stray rounds.
 
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The average male produces 2-5ml of sperm during an ejaculation. The blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into the female. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time a whale unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

Boom.
 
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Fort Saunders Hosp.
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Here for you when all of you is not here.

And

114's wig shop emporium
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Now stocking eyebrows for those unforeseen grill flare up.
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Freak and Jhen did some early morning rib testing
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We're not sure coffee was ready yet.

Freak was the mod of the day:
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He was able to squash the bug that crept into VN temporarily
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Crisis averted & Faith was restored

Merica got another year older
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There may be a rift in the space time continuum today. I am infarction free. Helmet coming off - soon.
 
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