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So little DD was responsible for packing his own shoes or at least confirming he had them. Lulz he only has crocs.

#shocked

Not even flip-flops? I like his style....

Dad said pack some shoes...I'll need shoes for go-carts and dinner...Crocs! Boom!..:)
 
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Not even flip-flops? I like his style....

Dad said pack some shoes...I'll need shoes for go-carts and dinner...Crocs! Boom!..:)

He loves flip flops to the point it drives me nuts. He was pretty upset about only having crocs. Being 7 he tried to pass the buck on this scenario. I let him know quick idgaf and I hope he enjoys his crocs @ redneck riviera.
 
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I finally found the beach!

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We went to the all you can eat fat peeple seafood buffet. If you've never been to the original Benjamin's @ redneck riviera you are missing out on a spectacle of gastrointestinal gluttony like none other.

They have a paid dude on staff that only builds model boats - wtf
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This beech is longer than the suburban
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The lobby
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They have kids play area for mom to take the kids to while dad continues to gorge on crab legs.
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He loves flip flops to the point it drives me nuts. He was pretty upset about only having crocs. Being 7 he tried to pass the buck on this scenario. I let him know quick idgaf and I hope he enjoys his crocs @ redneck riviera.

Take that baby n get him
A pair of flip flops
 
I will when we go get a fishing license and some bait for surf fishing. #tonight.

In the meantime you clearly have no idea what it's like trying to drive around @ redneck riviera.

You'll survive ;-)
But if its that bad you can come work for me next week and I'll stay at ur condo
 
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JoDee's Picnic Supplies emporium.
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Safety 3rd.

And

DD's Redneck Riviera Beach tours.
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Want some get some.
 
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My wife almost let my daughter get into one of the 1 foot deep kiddie pools yesterday and almost got in herself. My daughter can swim so I said, "she's graduated from swimming in the toilet, maybe we could look at another pool"
 
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