ZOOtopia now welcoming famiy values

[TEX_VOLFAN]

thats fawking groce Rong.

Troof!!!!!! Needs to be moved to the Nasty Thread!

 

[heartvols]

What is famiy values?

 

[DD4ME]

I'm calling sneaky fox OE fong. He's been asking about us repeatedly and I think he secretly wants an invite.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

The average male produces 2-5ml of sperm during an ejaculation. The blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into the female. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time a whale unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

How many mouthfuls did it take to come up with these calculations.

 

[rockyvols]

thats fawking groce Rong.

Sorry! It made me laugh

 

[Nerd-Vol]

The average male produces 2-5ml of sperm during an ejaculation. The Peter North produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into the female. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time a Peter North unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

Hmmmmmm

 

[DD4ME]

What is famiy values?

Because we really don't want kids in here.

Legal team came up with it

 

[heartvols]

Welcome Back Tex.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I'm calling sneaky fox OE fong. He's been asking about us repeatedly and I think he secretly wants an invite.

In all honesty, I have no idea what it is.

 

[DD4ME]

Hmmmmmm

I need your counsel on a matter against mr fong mr bong.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Defamation .

See my lawyer nerd-vol

Sorry, can't take this. Conflict of interest.

 

[heartvols]

Because we really don't want kids in here.

Legal team came up with it

OIC.lol:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Besides, OE is OP m fer!

 

[Slydell]

What is famiy values?

New TV show prolly.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I need your counsel on a matter against mr fong mr bong.

bichboom!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I need your counsel on a matter against mr fong mr bong.

Stop by my office in the morning.

 

[DD4ME]

In all honesty, I have no idea what it is.

It's cool fong. You can write about us but bong handles clarifying royalties and your defamations must cease.

 

[DD4ME]

Besides, OE is OP m fer!

Mr fong is quite testy

 

[Slydell]

thread needs more epic tits..imo

See Tina. She's in charge of cleavage.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

It's cool fong. You can write about us but bong handles clarifying royalties and your defamations must cease.

I will draft a restraining order for the defamatory speech.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

It's cool fong. You can write about us but bong handles clarifying royalties and your defamations must cease.

Drunk translator?

 

[trevols81]

The average male produces 2-5ml of sperm during an ejaculation. The blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into the female. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time a whale unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

gross.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Welcome Back Tex.

thanks gurrfrend!!!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I will draft a restraining order for the defamatory speech.

Dam uncle tom traitor

 

[DD4ME]

Mr tong needs to craft a secret tunnel to our adult content currently located in the pics forum. I would produce exhibits for me bong to catalog but fear further zoning violations would be forthcoming.