ZOOtopia now welcoming famiy values

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lulz

 

[HOAV]

That actually wasn't too bad wicker

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Your morning Zoo report brought to you by Wickers made from scratch biscuits. We just won't tell you what we scratched.

Tex took off to K Town and had car trouble. I know that damn dip stick is in here somewhere.

DD got mad at photobucket and went on symbattical till it gets fixed

Bume!

 

[VIF]

DD's decision to bail on his responsibilities to VN may have unintended consequences.....

I sense an air of controversy and mistrust among the loyals....

I fear an unpleasant ending for the "missing one" if he dares to return in this tumultuous upheaval.

 

[Wickerhead]

Damnit VIF beat me to it.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Damnit VIF beat me to it.

His wasn't very good. what do you have?

 

[Wickerhead]

His wasn't very good. what do you have?

Wait just a minute.

 

[Wickerhead]

Your real morning zoo report brought to you by Ancestry.com where a baby pic of Behr has surfaced.

And
Slice finally hired someone through the HR dept to replace the terminated dumbass he let go

And
After lunch Slice had a Safety meeting to introduce the new guy

And last but not least
BJ's it only takes two to tango tailgate. Where they always root for the home team

 

[UTGnome]

bume

 

[Hobock]

 

[VIF]

 

[VIF]

This afternoon report brought to you by Tex's Famous Roofie-colada. That will shut the beech up so I can have a beer.

and by The Ron Mexico's tail gate philosophy....

and by DD's new vacation resort. So nice he's been there more than twice.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

 

[heartvols]

So proud of you guys for stepping in and taking over for DD! Awesome job on the reports!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

This afternoon report brought to you by Tex's Famous Roofie-colada. That will shut the beech up so I can have a beer.

and by The Ron Mexico's tail gate philosophy....

and by DD's new vacation resort. So nice he's been there more than twice.

Lulz!

 

[Wickerhead]

Your morning zoo report brought to you by Big Oil golf carts. Comp unveiled his new ride on Friday.

Meanwhile Comp heard a loud commotion over on the back nine and rounded the top of the hill to find Arky on his way to the ball washer

And Heart needed to make room for her new work at home office and decided to get rid of a few things. She wanted to advertise the big sale and put up this sign up at the end of the street.

Yore welcome!

 

[Hobock]

Wicker has talent...

 

[mcompton]

Lulz...that's a sweet ride. I'm gonna get one of those with my bonus. Go big oil!


Oh.....and, BOOM

 

[Wickerhead]

Your morning report sponsored by Hitchcock Memorials. It's been sort of dead around here lately.

And
Those twelve hour shifts have been rough on Taters. His boss took this the other night.

And
The Chattahoochie Orthodontic Clinic. Please read the instructions with your new braces.

 

[UTGnome]

Boom!!!

 

[Wickerhead]

Your morning report brought to you by Panama Sacks tanning oil. Coastypop has been visiting the Zone.

And by,
Furry's life lessons learned the hard way. Never try to make love to a freshly painted rock.

And in Mr. Modbocks chemistry class the kids were asking some dumb questions so the teachers response was

 

[VIF]

nb4 boom

 

[UTGnome]

 

[Hobock]

Thank you, Nair. Boon!

 

[VIF]

Today's report brought to you by Kid Staff America by SDV. Breaking child labor laws better than Kath Lee Gifford since 2011. That ditch ain't gonna dig itself.

And by Smitty's House of Fetish. A lick above the rest.

Also sponsored by....Wicker's Gold Star Service. Where you keep coming back for more.

And by two drunk internet tough guys settle their differences in a Battle Royale!