ZOOtopia now welcoming famiy values

[Wickerhead]

Your turn VIF.

 

[blupotato]

Your turn VIF.

That's a pathetic attitude. Disappoint.

 

[Wickerhead]

That's a pathetic attitude. Disappoint.

I just don't have time this morning. I'm entertaining customers from Canada.

 

[blupotato]

I just don't have time this morning. I'm entertaining customers from Canada.

Make sure they use protection. Dirty canucks.

 

[VIF]

Today's report is brought to you by Wicker's Entertainment and Brown Nose Service...When azz kissing just ain't enough, we'll shine your shoes.

and by TaterHaters Canuck Bashing. Canada....like a really shatty apartment over a meth lab.

And by Slice...attention whore extraordinaire. Poking the bear since 2002.

 

[blupotato]

Also, people who go 5 miles an hour in a 15 mph in a school zone should go to hell.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Bume!

 

[VIF]

Amended report to Welcome Home one of our heroes. Welcome home 7th!!!!!!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

More Bume!!!
7
:salute:

 

[VIF]

Additionally, Behr has surfaced with another drive by giffing....

And Comp has graced the Out of Context thread twice already today...

 

[Behr]

I've developed an inferior complex and no longer feel worthy posting among such Valid Victorians of the Zone. I have stepped off of my pedal stool and my only offering is pocket presents.

 

[VIF]

I am disappoint.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I've developed an inferior complex and no longer feel worthy posting among such Valid Victorians of the Zone. I have stepped off of my pedal stool and my only offering is pocket presents.

Break out the Dom! Cheers!

 

[Behr]

Break out the Dom! Cheers!

bioya

 

[Behr]

I am disappoint.

 

[Wickerhead]

Your morning zoo report is brought to you by the Tenn. dept of employment where they helped 3* land a job as a Wal Mart greeter.

and
Only two hours into his job he was in trouble and on the termination exit interview he gave his statement as to what happened.

And by
Black Bear Realty And Property Management where fuzzy the bear is looking over things at the cabin till Comp comes back.

And by
Tylenol Cold and Sinus where Sparty is suffering from sinus pressure from a recent head cold and decided to ask Mrs. Sparty for a favor while in bed today.

 

[blupotato]

Nice!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Bume
Nice work, Whiskey!

 

[jhen713]

Dang 3*, if you had hung in till Thanksgiving weekend they would have fed you a free holiday meal and a discounted shopping trip.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Dang 3*, if you had hung in till Thanksgiving weekend they would have fed you a free holiday meal and a discounted shopping trip.

Bastards didn't tell me that.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Wtf whiskey or Vif?
We gonna have to start paying them like a real newspaper.
Rip DD

 

[Wickerhead]

Wtf whiskey or Vif?
We gonna have to start paying them like a real newspaper.
Rip DD

Tomorrow. Work is kicking my tail today.

 

[Wickerhead]

Your morning report is brought to you by The Senior Centers Of Florida where VIF dropped the MIL off for a bingo tournament yesterday.

and
By Dole bananas where Nerd admits to eating bananas for their gassy effect while having some fun.

and
By the University of Kentucky where LC aced his algebra test with flying colors.

and
By Mane and Tail shampoo where LC met some girl at the stables and managed to shut up long enough to get lucky, but after the Wranglers came off she revealed a surprise.

 

[VIF]

BOOM dropping off MIL!!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Bume!
:fireworks: