ZOOtopia now welcoming famiy values

[DD4ME]

Deposited.

Boom. It says Uruguan emperial dollars, should I be concerned?

 

[DD4ME]

Your zoo morning report brought to you by
Smells like ball sweat in case you don't have any.

@95 Vol Alum reopened his golf tourney - zoner style





DD requed the white board game


TSV did another drive by



Cake watch continued

 

[TopsideVol]

Boom

 

[TopsideVol]

Bump

 

[malinoisvol]

Bump

DD too busy playing golf.

 

[DD4ME]

Is it safe to take CBD rectally? Asking for a friend.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Is it safe to take CBD rectally? Asking for a friend.

I know you can vape it to get more in your bloodstream.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Not sure about butt chugging it.

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoone morning report brought to you by:
Iverless Guns
Originating the phrase "Seems legit"


I'm sure you've heard by now but 95 has voted me the poster with the best balls for this week. Not sure how he scores that exactly, but apparently I have level 52 balls.


Comp is level 51 in case I am not around and you are in need of some good ones.



Oh Slice still ain't mailed a cake, but I posted the morning report at 9pm so who am I to judge.


H if you need some delictable cake balls I could hook you up.


DD went spastic in the RF waiting for an OC


Not that you care

Joe did what Joe does


Jhen got jazzed over Monday

 

[DD4ME]

Not sure about butt chugging it.

I'll report. Retention seems to be a problem.

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoone tomorrow morning report, is brought to you by:
Trix - Premeditated Flavor


VN tuned in for the national championship and lapped up the last of CFB for the year


We did it for the half time show


And the taco Bell commercials



OC Search heated up in the afternoon only to come to a grinding halt




Tua looked a little like poo-a in the first half

 

[DD4ME]

Your morning report.
Vols are back


V,b

Co-signed your friend DD
voted most likely to have the best balls at a waffle House by 95.

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoone Morning Report brought to you by
Anal Kingdom
Stretch more than your imagination


H got good news


And contemplated settling on some pie


Red got to feeling better



By tackling slice

95 opened the Sony


Yankee informed us he is tiger woods


Weezy liked the eff outta me and it was nice

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoone morning report brought to you by
Slice's nothing Bundt cakes
It's mostly


DD's balls shriveled in the Hawaiian wind


Weezy kept liking so hard it hurt


Sly made an appearance

 

[hmanvolfan]

And everything was right in the world again. Well, except for the sheep on the left. But everything else was good.

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoone morning report brought to you by:
95's tourney of infamous champions
The only thing as likely to induce a nap as actual golf


NEvf won himself a Sony


Slice bunted


And added some salt to the batter


H celebrated his good news


Weezer took it to the dark side


Cheese paid a visit
But didn't stick

 

[TopsideVol]

DD I’m not mentioned in any of these damn posts.
#TBSfolifemofo

 

[DD4ME]

DD I’m not mentioned in any of these damn posts.
#TBSfolifemofo

You were a couple of posts ago. Will work on it tho. Will include a TSV corner.

 

[malinoisvol]

You were a couple of posts ago. Will work on it tho. Will include a TSV corner.

Make it a round corner.

 

[DD4ME]

I think you mean a vent port

 

[DD4ME]

Real talk.

Had to bury my kids dog tonight. She was young and the first dog that was the kids. She got hit by a car being an idiot. Can't be mad about that, but my son found her, which sucked cause he was home alone. Thankfully my daughter's slime order came tonight and distracted them. The bark box came in the mail to distract the dog left behind too


You guys were supposed to distract me. I am firing you cause you were napping.

The end.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Sorry DD cup, that sucks bad.

 

[joevol33]

That stinks, hope the kids are okay

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoone morning report brought to you by

TSV's and TDR's guide to the dark web
Cause it can be dangerous without a guide


Sly drew some boundaries


Windy offered marital advice


Jhen learned how to gif


The zone provided DD an outlet for his grief

 

[DD4ME]

God is good. Couldn't have been a better bad situation. Faith has taught me a lot since I left the zone and am back. Weird I looked to you guys for distraction after abandoning you all though. Douche canoe and DD too.

That stinks, hope the kids are okay